" " said Pooh as he was rendered speechless " ," said Pooh, forgetting his lines. "!!", groaned Pooh, as Buchanan cut out his tongue "%$#@*!" said Pooh, as they closed the Interstate down to one lane. "'Kin-HELL!" cried Pooh as Tigger kicked him in the testicles. "...and Pooh just is!" "," said Pooh, as he exploded in the microwave. " Why oh why do I even bother calling here?" - Dire Wolf " Bother" said Pooh. "@N@ is a TWIT" - Pooh. * "A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird." - Tao of Pooh. "Abso-fraggin-lutely, dammit!" said Pooh, imitating Delenn. "All's well that ends well." - Poe "Bother." - Pooh "Alls well that ends well" - Poe "Bother" - Pooh "And as long as you're here Pooh," said Christopher Robin, "I'll always be "Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key". "Arse!" said Pooh, trying out a new catchphrase. "B?#$^f," said Pooh, as line noise garbled his transmission. "B@$%*&^Y," typed Pooh, as his wife picked up an extension. "BOTHER," Pooh screamed, as he became sick of his own tagline. "BOTHER," SAID POOH AS HIS MONITOR BLEW UP IN HIS FACE. "BOTHER," SAID POOH, AS HE FINALLY READS THE INSTRUCTIONS. "BOther," said Pooh, as he couldn't think of a tagline. "Balls" said Pooh, in an attitude a bit more forthright than usual. "Bansai!" shouted Pooh, suicidally diving towards the US carrier. "Bastards," said Pooh, upon receiving his phone bill. "Because that's what we do. We're professional botherers." -- Al "Bleugh," said Pooh, as the salmonella took full effect. "Bo-" said Pooh, as the Censor cut him off. "Bollo^G^G^Gther", said Pooh, on his VT220 emulator. "Bollocks!" said Pooh, being more forthright than usual "Both**?/bnmj", said Pooh, as someone blew his head off. "Both.." said Pooh, as the guillotine came down "Both...," said Pooh, as someone blew his brains out. "Bothe. "Bother!" - Pooh "Bother !" cried Pooh, after he spoke the Lords name backwards. "Bother! I didn't think you had the lobes!" -- Quark "Bother! Said Pooh, and twited his moderator. "Bother! said Bones to Captain Kirk. "Bother! said Pooh as he pulled the Tribble from his honey pot. "Bother! said Pooh pulling the Tribble from his hunny pot. "Bother! said Pooh, "Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!" "Bother! said Pooh, and twitted his Sysop. "Bother! said Pooh, as Beavis and Butthead roasted Piglet. "Bother! said Pooh, as he got splattered all over the Taglines. "Bother! said Pooh, as he put the coffee in the microwave. "Bother! said Pooh, this Tagline is revolting. "Bother! worried Pooh, as the *Tagline Addict* deleted another dupe. "Bother!" "Bother!" said Pooh's twin. "Bother!" - Pooh "Bother!" A Pooh poo. "Bother!" Bother! said Pooh's twin. "Bother!" Said Pooh, "I need a sauce for piglet." "Bother!" Said Pooh, and twited his moderator. "Bother!" Said Pooh, and twitted his Moderator "Bother!" Said Pooh, and twitted his moderator. "Bother!" aid Pooh, as he crossed-dressed for Christopher. "Bother!" cried Pooh, after he pushed The Button to start Armageddon. "Bother!" said @F, as he swallowed the 'lit' stick of dynamite. "Bother!" said A. A. Milne, as he pooh poohed Disney. "Bother!" said Bones to Captain Kirk. "Bother!" said Capt. Pooh, as antimatter containment was lost. "Bother!" said Captain Pooh, as antimatter containment was lost. "Bother!" said Chicken Boo, as his Pooh disguise came off. "Bother!" said Cmdr. Pooh, as Picard demoted him to Ensign. "Bother!" said Eeyore, as he smiled and kicked Pooh's butt. "Bother!" said Lt. Pooh, as Armus the oil slick killed him. "Bother!" said Odo, as Pooh ran out and vaporized him. "Bother!" said Odo, as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle. "Bother!" said Pooh & reached for the reset button. "Bother!" said Pooh and called in an air strike. "Bother!" said Pooh and carved Eeyore's name in the black candle. "Bother!" said Pooh and deleted C:\DOS\*.*. "Bother!" said Pooh and deleted C:\WINDOWS. "Bother!" said Pooh and deleted his entire message base. "Bother!" said Pooh and deleted his message base. "Bother!" said Pooh and drew his .45 and shot the intruder. "Bother!" said Pooh and filed suit. "Bother!" said Pooh and garotted another passing proletariat. "Bother!" said Pooh and hid Piglet's corpse. "Bother!" said Pooh and hit his reset switch. "Bother!" said Pooh and inhaled. "Bother!" said Pooh and launched a Maverick. "Bother!" said Pooh and launched a salvo from his MLRS "Bother!" said Pooh and nuked Iraq! "Bother!" said Pooh and pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier. "Bother!" said Pooh and pulled the detonator killing the dictator. "Bother!" said Pooh and put a fresh magazine in his Glok "Bother!" said Pooh and the warp core breached. "Bother!" said Pooh and transcended this plane. "Bother!" said Pooh and turned the launch key. "Bother!" said Pooh and twitted the moderator. "Bother!" said Pooh as Alderaan exploded. "Bother!" said Pooh as Beavis and Butthead roasted Piglet. "Bother!" said Pooh as Beverly's hair changed color yet again. "Bother!" said Pooh as Chewbakka ripped him in half. "Bother!" said Pooh as Christopher Robin pleaded to be spanked again. "Bother!" said Pooh as Cthulhu emerged from the darkness "Bother!" said Pooh as Cthulhu rose up and ate him. "Bother!" said Pooh as Eeyore fell into the pit of the Sarlacc. "Bother!" said Pooh as Ford pulled out the Electronic Thumb. "Bother!" said Pooh as Freddy used his body to kill Piglet. "Bother!" said Pooh as Han Solo asked for more money. "Bother!" said Pooh as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun. "Bother!" said Pooh as Hannibal ate his liver with a nice Chianti. "Bother!" said Pooh as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor. "Bother!" said Pooh as Kai Opaka gripped his earlobe. "Bother!" said Pooh as Kanga gave birth to a monster. "Bother!" said Pooh as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot. "Bother!" said Pooh as King Tut's curse claimed him as a victim. "Bother!" said Pooh as Kirk beamed him down in a red shirt. "Bother!" said Pooh as Klingons beamed into the 100 Acre Wood. "Bother!" said Pooh as Londo plotted against him. "Bother!" said Pooh as Lorena Bobbitt tied him to the bed. "Bother!" said Pooh as Lwaxana began giving him Oomox. "Bother!" said Pooh as Naiman wrought terrible revenge upon him. "Bother!" said Pooh as Patton slapped him. "Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet became possessed by a demon. "Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet came back from the dead. "Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet pulled out the Anal Intruder. "Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet refused to give him some Pooh-tang. "Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods. "Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet stepped on the land mine. "Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet took his modem away from him. "Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet tried to cast fireball. "Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet whipped him with the riding crop. "Bother!" said Pooh as Q destroyed the universe. "Bother!" said Pooh as Quark cheated him. "Bother!" said Pooh as Rabbit pushed him off the speeding train. "Bother!" said Pooh as Ro Laren kicked him in the crotch "Bother!" said Pooh as Ro Laren kicked him in the crotch. "Bother!" said Pooh as Satan laid his soul to waste. "Bother!" said Pooh as Satan pointed out the fine print. "Bother!" said Pooh as Satan pointed out the small print. "Bother!" said Pooh as Soran destroyed the nearby sun. "Bother!" said Pooh as Vader choked Piglet with the Force. "Bother!" said Pooh as Vader cut off his right paw. "Bother!" said Pooh as Vader killed Obi Wan. "Bother!" said Pooh as Vader sent bounty hunters after him. "Bother!" said Pooh as Vader stopped him from killing the Emperor. "Bother!" said Pooh as Vader tried to turn him over to the Dark Side. "Bother!" said Pooh as Windows swapped out again. "Bother!" said Pooh as Yoda told him of another Pooh. "Bother!" said Pooh as Ziggy's circuits failed. "Bother!" said Pooh as a SuperTruck rammed into Piglet. "Bother!" said Pooh as a vole stole his honey "Bother!" said Pooh as gave him to the Emperor. "Bother!" said Pooh as he >S*W*I*P*E*D< a better tagline. "Bother!" said Pooh as he assembled the Grand Grimoire. "Bother!" said Pooh as he awakened Tiamet. "Bother!" said Pooh as he backed into a squad car. "Bother!" said Pooh as he backed up onto the wrong tape. "Bother!" said Pooh as he built a glove with knives for fingers. "Bother!" said Pooh as he bumped into Barney. "Bother!" said Pooh as he buried Piglet next to Roo. "Bother!" said Pooh as he called in an air strike. "Bother!" said Pooh as he carved Eeyore's name into the black candle. "Bother!" said Pooh as he centered the cross hairs on Tigger. "Bother!" said Pooh as he chambered a round. "Bother!" said Pooh as he changed history. "Bother!" said Pooh as he composed Roo's ransom note. "Bother!" said Pooh as he converted the hunting rifle to automatic fire. "Bother!" said Pooh as he couldn't think of a Tagline. "Bother!" said Pooh as he cross-dressed for Christopher Robin. "Bother!" said Pooh as he cut his initials in the snow. "Bother!" said Pooh as he cut open a Tauntaun. "Bother!" said Pooh as he declared his horse a Senator. "Bother!" said Pooh as he deleted C:\WINDOWS. "Bother!" said Pooh as he deleted UNIX from his machine. "Bother!" said Pooh as he deleted his hard drive data. "Bother!" said Pooh as he deleted his message base. "Bother!" said Pooh as he deleted his source code. "Bother!" said Pooh as he developed crabs. "Bother!" said Pooh as he died for the 5th time in DOOM! "Bother!" said Pooh as he drank Roo's blood. "Bother!" said Pooh as he drank his fifth Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. "Bother!" said Pooh as he dressed up like Santa and grabbed his ax. "Bother!" said Pooh as he drew a Dragon's Fang on Rabbit's door. "Bother!" said Pooh as he dropped another white rhino. "Bother!" said Pooh as he dropped his bombs. "Bother!" said Pooh as he dropped the razor on his gonads. "Bother!" said Pooh as he drove the Ka-Bar home again. "Bother!" said Pooh as he erased his hard drive data. "Bother!" said Pooh as he failed another melee combat roll. "Bother!" said Pooh as he failed to appease the gods. "Bother!" said Pooh as he failed to lift the X-wing with the Force. "Bother!" said Pooh as he fed the intruder to an alligator. "Bother!" said Pooh as he fell into the Water Closet. "Bother!" said Pooh as he fell into the nitric acid bath. "Bother!" said Pooh as he fell into the tiger pit. "Bother!" said Pooh as he fell into the toilet. "Bother!" said Pooh as he fell off the prostitute. "Bother!" said Pooh as he felt Vader's presence. "Bother!" said Pooh as he felt a disturbance in the Force. "Bother!" said Pooh as he finished shooting up. "Bother!" said Pooh as he fished his diskettes out of the honey jar. "Bother!" said Pooh as he forgot which Tagline he was going to use. "Bother!" said Pooh as he forked over 20,000 New Yen for a bribe. "Bother!" said Pooh as he fought off three dragons. "Bother!" said Pooh as he found Earl in his honey pot. "Bother!" said Pooh as he found Piglet in bed with Eeyore. "Bother!" said Pooh as he found he'd used a dirty needle. "Bother!" said Pooh as he found out his symbiont hated huuny. "Bother!" said Pooh as he found out that Christopher Robin was Vader. "Bother!" said Pooh as he found that a 19mm Willmerdinger unit would. "Bother!" said Pooh as he found that he had VD. "Bother!" said Pooh as he found that he had an S.T.D. "Bother!" said Pooh as he found that he had genital warts. "Bother!" said Pooh as he found that he had gonorrhea. "Bother!" said Pooh as he found that he had herpes. "Bother!" said Pooh as he found that he had syphilis. "Bother!" said Pooh as he found the smack contained talc. "Bother!" said Pooh as he gained the First Power. "Bother!" said Pooh as he got cattle-prodded in the groin. "Bother!" said Pooh as he got splattered all over the Taglines. "Bother!" said Pooh as he got splattered all over the place. "Bother!" said Pooh as he got trapped in the printer. "Bother!" said Pooh as he gunned down yet another drooling Fanboy. "Bother!" said Pooh as he had Eeyore for dinner. "Bother!" said Pooh as he harpooned Flipper. "Bother!" said Pooh as he heard his Doc Wagon band go off. "Bother!" said Pooh as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's. "Bother!" said Pooh as he hid Piglet's corpse with Roo's. "Bother!" said Pooh as he hid the Death Star plans in his Hunny pot. "Bother!" said Pooh as he hung onto Cloud City's antenna. "Bother!" said Pooh as he informed on Christopher Robin to the CIA. "Bother!" said Pooh as he inserted the suppository. "Bother!" said Pooh as he kicked the gamer into a pit. "Bother!" said Pooh as he lay back and lit Piglet's cigarette. "Bother!" said Pooh as he leaped through time. "Bother!" said Pooh as he learned that his symbiont detested hunny. "Bother!" said Pooh as he lit the end of the gas-soaked rag. "Bother!" said Pooh as he loaded another clip into his Uzi. "Bother!" said Pooh as he loaded his last round. "Bother!" said Pooh as he lobbed a grenade at the intruder. "Bother!" said Pooh as he looked at his genealogy. "Bother!" said Pooh as he lost again at `Quarks Place'. "Bother!" said Pooh as he lost another game of strip poker "Bother!" said Pooh as he lost at Dabo again. "Bother!" said Pooh as he lost in TIE Fighter. "Bother!" said Pooh as he made a mask out of Piglet's skin. "Bother!" said Pooh as he made yet another ham sandwich. "Bother!" said Pooh as he misquoted the druidic Spell of Making. "Bother!" said Pooh as he mounted Piglet. "Bother!" said Pooh as he nuked Iraq. "Bother!" said Pooh as he opened a gate to Hell. "Bother!" said Pooh as he opened his America Online bill. "Bother!" said Pooh as he placed the message in the wrong conference. "Bother!" said Pooh as he played with the Cynobite's puzzle box. "Bother!" said Pooh as he poured grease onto the interstate. "Bother!" said Pooh as he puked on Christopher Robin. "Bother!" said Pooh as he pulled out his .45 and shot the intruder. "Bother!" said Pooh as he pulled the Tribble from his honey pot. "Bother!" said Pooh as he pulled the cat off his face. "Bother!" said Pooh as he pushed The Button to start Armageddon. "Bother!" said Pooh as he put Spanish Fly in Christopher Robin's drink. "Bother!" said Pooh as he put on the hockey mask and started the saw. "Bother!" said Pooh as he put right what once went wrong. "Bother!" said Pooh as he put the coffee in the microwave "Bother!" said Pooh as he put the message in the wrong conference. "Bother!" said Pooh as he put the money under Kanga's pillow. "Bother!" said Pooh as he quietly hid Piglet's body away. "Bother!" said Pooh as he ran Doublespace. "Bother!" said Pooh as he ran out of KY jelly. "Bother!" said Pooh as he ran out of dilithium crystals. "Bother!" said Pooh as he ran out of taglines. "Bother!" said Pooh as he reached for the reset button. "Bother!" said Pooh as he read Gravis Support's latest offering. "Bother!" said Pooh as he read alt.fan.bill-gates "Bother!" said Pooh as he read the Generations script. "Bother!" said Pooh as he read yet another 'Pooh' Tagline. "Bother!" said Pooh as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon. "Bother!" said Pooh as he realized he didn't fit ANY demographics. "Bother!" said Pooh as he realized he was a red shirt. <> "Bother!" said Pooh as he realized that his Visor was a hair barrette. "Bother!" said Pooh as he realized that logic really WAS a tweeting. "Bother!" said Pooh as he received his CompuServe bill. "Bother!" said Pooh as he reloaded his AK-47. "Bother!" said Pooh as he ripped his ring piece. "Bother!" said Pooh as he rolled over into the wet spot. "Bother!" said Pooh as he rose from the grave. "Bother!" said Pooh as he saw Lorena Bobbitt drive up. "Bother!" said Pooh as he saw his friends dressed in black robes. "Bother!" said Pooh as he saw the mushroom cloud. "Bother!" said Pooh as he saw yet another Pooh Tagline. "Bother!" said Pooh as he scrambled his partition table. "Bother!" said Pooh as he screwed up X-wing TOD 1/4 yet again. "Bother!" said Pooh as he sent away for an inflatable Piglet. "Bother!" said Pooh as he shot A.A. Milne for being a git. "Bother!" said Pooh as he shot another Spotted Owl. "Bother!" said Pooh as he shot that bird in the wing. "Bother!" said Pooh as he shot the Imperial drone. "Bother!" said Pooh as he shot the sheriff. "Bother!" said Pooh as he signed the pact. "Bother!" said Pooh as he slaughtered innocent Jawas. "Bother!" said Pooh as he slipped his date a Purple Microdot. "Bother!" said Pooh as he sold Eyore to the glue factory. "Bother!" said Pooh as he started up Norton Utilities. "Bother!" said Pooh as he stepped into the acceleration chamber. "Bother!" said Pooh as he struggled with his Tagline dupes. "Bother!" said Pooh as he struggled with his condom. "Bother!" said Pooh as he struggled with the computer's reset button. "Bother!" said Pooh as he stuffed Piglet's corpse into a trash bag. "Bother!" said Pooh as he suffered the `Heartbreak of Psoriasis'. "Bother!" said Pooh as he sunk his twelfth Guinness. "Bother!" said Pooh as he swallowed the mucus in lumps. "Bother!" said Pooh as he tapped out a false distress signal. "Bother!" said Pooh as he tied Kanga down, sport. "Bother!" said Pooh as he tied Piglet to the bed. "Bother!" said Pooh as he took his torn trousers to Garak's shop. "Bother!" said Pooh as he torched the forest. "Bother!" said Pooh as he transcended this plane. "Bother!" said Pooh as he tried to install OS/2. (For the tenth time.) "Bother!" said Pooh as he tried to install Windows. "Bother!" said Pooh as he tried to learn COBOL "Bother!" said Pooh as he tried to uninstall WARP. "Bother!" said Pooh as he turned into a bat. "Bother!" said Pooh as he turned the launch key "Bother!" said Pooh as he turned to the Dark Side "Bother!" said Pooh as he twitted his moderator. "Bother!" said Pooh as he uncovered a hive of Smurfs. "Bother!" said Pooh as he underwent aversion therapy. "Bother!" said Pooh as he unloaded his Aries Predator on Piglet. "Bother!" said Pooh as he used up the last of his dodge pool. "Bother!" said Pooh as he violated Eeyore. "Bother!" said Pooh as he waded through a feminist linguistic polemic. "Bother!" said Pooh as he was assimilated by the Borg. "Bother!" said Pooh as he was bitten by his date's living bra. "Bother!" said Pooh as he was butchered for his paws and liver. "Bother!" said Pooh as he was captured by Nazi Smurf commandos. "Bother!" said Pooh as he was caught playing with himself. "Bother!" said Pooh as he was defenestrated on the twentieth floor. "Bother!" said Pooh as he was forced to watch Babylon 5. "Bother!" said Pooh as he was forced to watch Shades of Gray. "Bother!" said Pooh as he was frozen in carbonite. "Bother!" said Pooh as he was given another bad script. "Bother!" said Pooh as he was hit by the heat ray. "Bother!" said Pooh as he was served to the Klingons as the main dish. "Bother!" said Pooh as he was sodomized by Barney "Bother!" said Pooh as he watched his 830mb drive slowly format itself. "Bother!" said Pooh as he went blotchy from that time with Eeyore. "Bother!" said Pooh as he wiped the vomit from his chin. "Bother!" said Pooh as he wished everyone a Happy Pearl Harbor day. "Bother!" said Pooh as he wondered why he bothered to answer. "Bother!" said Pooh as he wrestled with the moderator. "Bother!" said Pooh as he yanked the guillotine's lanyard. "Bother!" said Pooh as he yawned so hard he lost Piglet. "Bother!" said Pooh as his Ben-wah balls broke. "Bother!" said Pooh as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold. "Bother!" said Pooh as his LAN manager went downhill. "Bother!" said Pooh as his SIN number failed. "Bother!" said Pooh as his Tie-fighter smashed into an asteriod. "Bother!" said Pooh as his X-wing exploded. "Bother!" said Pooh as his batteries died just moments before climax. "Bother!" said Pooh as his bungee cord broke. "Bother!" said Pooh as his buttocks caught fire "Bother!" said Pooh as his buttocks caught fire. "Bother!" said Pooh as his cable gun jammed. "Bother!" said Pooh as his combat drone exploded. "Bother!" said Pooh as his condom ripped. "Bother!" said Pooh as his credstick deleted itself. "Bother!" said Pooh as his friends left him alone to die. "Bother!" said Pooh as his head exploded. "Bother!" said Pooh as his latest beta program crashed "Bother!" said Pooh as his light saber went out. "Bother!" said Pooh as his mind ran out of taglines to use "Bother!" said Pooh as his phaser overloaded. "Bother!" said Pooh as his plastic love doll exploded. "Bother!" said Pooh as his rectum exploded. "Bother!" said Pooh as his regeneration failed. "Bother!" said Pooh as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot. "Bother!" said Pooh as his saw ran out of gas. "Bother!" said Pooh as his scanners detected a Romulan war bird. "Bother!" said Pooh as his ship failed to jump to light speed. "Bother!" said Pooh as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle. "Bother!" said Pooh as his torpedoes missed the Death Star's weak spot. "Bother!" said Pooh as his weapons systems failed. "Bother!" said Pooh as millions of voices cried out and went silent. "Bother!" said Pooh as the AIDS test came back positive "Bother!" said Pooh as the AIDS test came back positive. "Bother!" said Pooh as the Ewoks stole his honey pot. "Bother!" said Pooh as the French Nuclear Testing blew his head off. "Bother!" said Pooh as the Rangers won the Stanley Cup. "Bother!" said Pooh as the Stormtroopers caught him. "Bother!" said Pooh as the Vogons destroyed Earth. "Bother!" said Pooh as the wind blew the smoke from his gun barrel. "Bother!" said Pooh when he shot a preemie. "Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted C:\DOS\*.*. "Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted C:\WINDOWS. "Bother!" said Pooh, and pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier. "Bother!" said Pooh, and put a fresh magazine in his Glok "Bother!" said Pooh, and reinstalled TAG-X PRO Tag-X Pro v1.10. "Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted Kwisatz Haderach. "Bother!" said Pooh, as Bert posted again. "Bother!" said Pooh, as Cthulhu emerged from the darkness... "Bother!" said Pooh, as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun. "Bother!" said Pooh, as Lorena Bobbitt tied him to the bed. "Bother!" said Pooh, as Naiman wrought terrible revenge upon him. "Bother!" said Pooh, as Picard demoted him to Ensign. "Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet came back from the dead. "Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet stepped on the land mine. "Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet whipped him with ZiViding crop. "Bother!" said Pooh, as Rabbit pushed him off the speeding train. "Bother!" said Pooh, as Tigger became the Real Drag Queen "Bother!" said Pooh, as Wakko tried to come up with a new Gookie. "Bother!" said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he >S*W*I*P*E*D< a better tagline. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he carved Eeyore's name into the black candle. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he deleted C:\WINDOWS. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he dressed up like Santa and grabbed his ax. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he felt Vader's presence. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he fired on the UN commandos. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he fought off three dragons. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he found out his symbiont hated hunny. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he got two Dot Warner POGs in the same pack. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he hid the Death Star plans in his Hunny pot. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he played with the Cynobite's puzzle box. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he realized that logic really WAS a tweeting. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot Kwisatz Haderach for being a git. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he signed the pact. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he sold Eeyore to the glue factory. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he stepped into the acceleration chamber. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he transcended this plane. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he tried to install Windows'95. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he used up the last of his dodge pool. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he was struck by a meteor and lightning. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he wondered why he bothered to answer. "Bother!" said Pooh, as his phaser overloaded. "Bother!" said Pooh, as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot. "Bother!" said Pooh, as his scanners detected a Romulan war bird. "Bother!" said Pooh, as nuclear war broke out. "Bother!" said Pooh, as the sysop locked him out of the system. "Bother!" said Pooh, as the vice squad took his .GIF files "Bother!" said Pooh, as they all gathered for an orgy. "Bother!" said Pooh, sending in a team from the S.A.S. "Bother!" said Pooh, when he found Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll. "Bother!" said Pooh-card, as all his fur fell out. "Bother!", said Pooh, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness. "Bother" said Cmdr. Pooh, as Picard demoted him to Ensign. "Bother" said POOH as he drank the bong water. "Bother" said POOH as he was eviserated by the Power(tm)Rangers. "Bother" said POOH, releasing the hounds. "Bother" said Pooh after his third password attempt failed. "Bother" said Pooh as 5,000 Whitecloaks topped the hill. "Bother" said Pooh as Bill Clinton promised to lower taxes "Bother" said Pooh as he dropped the nitroglycerine "Bother" said Pooh as he ejaculated prematurely... "Bother" said Pooh as he passed into the cow's fourth stomach "Bother" said Pooh as he pierced his tongue "Bother" said Pooh as he reached down to get the soap "Bother" said Pooh as he realized that the bus driver was crazy "Bother" said Pooh as he realized the TV control was a bomb detonator "Bother" said Pooh as he said "Bother". "Bother" said Pooh as he shook hands with the leper "Bother" said Pooh as he swallowed his mouthpiece "Bother" said Pooh as he testified he was with O.J. "Bother" said Pooh as he was given a tour of the Lion's stomach "Bother" said Pooh as he was surrounded by 13 Aes Sedai. "Bother" said Pooh as he was torched by a BFG9000 in DOOM II "Bother" said Pooh as he was tricked into a game of Maiden's Kiss. "Bother" said Pooh as his last piece of cereal crawled away "Bother" said Pooh as it was his turn to play Russian Roulette "Bother" said Pooh as the Brigadier destroyed another alien race. "Bother" said Pooh as the Devil crossed Death "Bother" said Pooh as the Devil crossed Death. "Bother" said Pooh as the FBI came knocking. "Bother" said Pooh as the Klingons decloaked. "Bother" said Pooh as the Shadows attacked the Hundred Acre wood. "Bother" said Pooh as the Texan flushed the toilet "Bother" said Pooh as the White Star dived towards the Hundred Acre Wood. "Bother" said Pooh as the guillotine blade fell "Bother" said Pooh as the nuclear waste mutated his teeth into fangs "Bother" said Pooh as the sysop locked him out of the system "Bother" said Pooh as the vice squad took his GIFS "Bother" said Pooh as the whole of creation disintegrated. "Bother" said Pooh as they closed the casket on him "Bother" said Pooh pulling the tribble from his honey pot "Bother" said Pooh the atheist as the world ended "Bother" said Pooh when C4 postponed B5 "Bother" said Pooh when Drew Bledsoe threw yet another interception. * "Bother" said Pooh when Madonna slipped him the tongue. "Bother" said Pooh when Madonna slipped him the tongue. * "Bother" said Pooh when Piglet's time stabiliser was hit. "Bother" said Pooh when Rabbit declared martial law. "Bother" said Pooh when Sheridan spaced him. "Bother" said Pooh when he couldn't think of a tagline. "Bother" said Pooh when he couldn't think of anything new "Bother" said Pooh when he discovered Owl was on stims. "Bother" said Pooh when he discovered flarn isn't a bit like hunny. "Bother" said Pooh when he discovered he was Valen. "Bother" said Pooh when he discovered how much hunny costs on a space station. "Bother" said Pooh when he forgot to video Babylon 5. "Bother" said Pooh when he had fallen and couldn't get up. *" "Bother" said Pooh when he read the spoiler. "Bother" said Pooh when he realised Eeyore had taken dust. "Bother" said Pooh when he realized he wasn't wearing any pants. * "Bother" said Pooh when he saw Duncan awaken from a mortal wound. * "Bother" said Pooh when he saw Richie Ryan awaken from a mortal wound. * "Bother" said Pooh when he saw the patriots severed head emblem. * "Bother" said Pooh when he was arrested for dealing in dust on the zocalo. "Bother" said Pooh when he was expelled from the Grey Council. "Bother" said Pooh when he was exposed as a Psi Corps spy "Bother" said Pooh when he was told he had `Netter's' syndrome. "Bother" said Pooh when his Mum banned him from B5_UK. "Bother" said Pooh when his aide shot him in the back. "Bother" said Pooh when his encounter suit fell apart. "Bother" said Pooh when the ATF confiscated his X - rated GIF files. "Bother" said Pooh when the Alien thingie popped out of his chest. "Bother" said Pooh when the Shadows took the bounce out of Tigger. "Bother" said Pooh when unearthed a Shadow ship in the Hundred Acre wood. "Bother" said Pooh while watching the J - E - T - S ! lose on TV. * "Bother" said Pooh, & pulled the detonator killing the dictator. "Bother" said Pooh, after forgetting to record 'Star Trek' "Bother" said Pooh, after not recording 'Eastenders'. "Bother" said Pooh, and deleted the entire message base "Bother" said Pooh, and then deleted his source code. "Bother" said Pooh, and then he pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier "Bother" said Pooh, and then he pulled his .45 and shot the intruder. "Bother" said Pooh, as "Formating Drive C" appeared on the screen... "Bother" said Pooh, as "Formatting Drive C" appeared on the screen... "Bother" said Pooh, as C:\ΗΖŚ» appeared where C:\Windows should be.. "Bother" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin clipped on the electrodes. "Bother" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin loaded the AK47 "Bother" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pushed him under a Tube. "Bother" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pushed him under a truck. "Bother" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pushed piglet off the roof. "Bother" said Pooh, as Cindy Crawford licked honey off his chest "Bother" said Pooh, as Hillary Clinton started the high colonic "Bother" said Pooh, as Hillary Clinton started the high colonic... "Bother" said Pooh, as Missing operating system appeared after reboot "Bother" said Pooh, as Piglet Engergised "Bother" said Pooh, as Piglet clamped his car "Bother" said Pooh, as Piglet covered both hands with Crisco & smiled.. "Bother" said Pooh, as Piglet covered his naked body in whipped cream. "Bother" said Pooh, as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods. "Bother" said Pooh, as Piglet whipped him with the riding crop. "Bother" said Pooh, as Rabbit pushed him off the speeding train. "Bother" said Pooh, as Roger Cook knocked on the door again. "Bother" said Pooh, as Roger Cook knocked on the door. "Bother" said Pooh, as Satan laid his soul to waste. "Bother" said Pooh, as Sharon Stone uncrossed her legs. "Bother" said Pooh, as Tigger bounced on his hard disk. "Bother" said Pooh, as Tigger pressed ALT-H during a downlo*ad.. "Bother" said Pooh, as a secret door let 2 Demons and an Imp loose... "Bother" said Pooh, as a tree fell on his greenhouse killing Piglet. "Bother" said Pooh, as he Did a copy from Command.Com to Clock.$ "Bother" said Pooh, as he Quantum Leaped. "Bother" said Pooh, as he accidently ran FDISK... "Bother" said Pooh, as he bet œ1000 on a white X-mas and it rained... "Bother" said Pooh, as he bounced off the Starfury. "Bother" said Pooh, as he deleted C:\WINDOWS\*.* "Bother" said Pooh, as he deleted his message base. "Bother" said Pooh, as he drifted off-topic. "Bother" said Pooh, as he dropped his duty free coming through customs "Bother" said Pooh, as he failed to appease the Gods. "Bother" said Pooh, as he fell into the spinblades. "Bother" said Pooh, as he forgot to record 'Star Trek' "Bother" said Pooh, as he found out his symbiont hated hunny. "Bother" said Pooh, as he gunned down yet another drooling Fanboy. "Bother" said Pooh, as he hacked up a hairball. "Bother" said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse with Roo's. "Bother" said Pooh, as he landed his hot air balloon on a Pylon. "Bother" said Pooh, as he looked up his name in the dictionary. "Bother" said Pooh, as he opened his door and found Jehovahs Witnesses "Bother" said Pooh, as he paid 5 extra for 'teddy' style. "Bother" said Pooh, as he paid L5 extra for `teddy' style "Bother" said Pooh, as he paid œ5 extra for `teddy' style "Bother" said Pooh, as he put on the hockey mask and started the saw. "Bother" said Pooh, as he read his AIDS test results. "Bother" said Pooh, as he realised Piglet was undercooked. "Bother" said Pooh, as he realised he'd said f*** in the wrong net "Bother" said Pooh, as he realised that he said f*ck in fido "Bother" said Pooh, as he realised the doll had a puncture. "Bother" said Pooh, as he realized that his VISOR was a hair barrette. "Bother" said Pooh, as he saw 1% of 12394KB (at 19 bytes/sec) "Bother" said Pooh, as he scrambled his partition table "Bother" said Pooh, as he set his phaser on kill. "Bother" said Pooh, as he spewed in disgust. "Bother" said Pooh, as he stomped Barneys ass to jello. "Bother" said Pooh, as he struggled with his condom "Bother" said Pooh, as he struggled with his condom.. "Bother" said Pooh, as he tapped out 112 while fitting an extension box "Bother" said Pooh, as he took McCloud's Quickening... "Bother" said Pooh, as he tripped and fell on the Live Rail "Bother" said Pooh, as he twitted his moderator. "Bother" said Pooh, as he waited for Windows '95 to load... "Bother" said Pooh, as he was arrested by the Police... "Bother" said Pooh, as he was assimilated by the Borg. "Bother" said Pooh, as he was barred from his local. "Bother" said Pooh, as he was flamed for no reason. "Bother" said Pooh, as he wiped his flash bios. "Bother" said Pooh, as his Aerial fell of the roof... "Bother" said Pooh, as his Cellnet came up "NO SERVICE" "Bother" said Pooh, as his LAN server started to smoke "Bother" said Pooh, as his Orange Said "NO SERVICE" "Bother" said Pooh, as his Pirate Sky card wen't down... "Bother" said Pooh, as his Seeboard meter ran out during Voyager "Bother" said Pooh, as his Sinclair C5 came to a standstill on the M3 "Bother" said Pooh, as his ass caught fire. "Bother" said Pooh, as his drug dealer got busted "Bother" said Pooh, as his flick knife failed to open. "Bother" said Pooh, as his parachute failed to open. "Bother" said Pooh, as his parents turned up at the rave. "Bother" said Pooh, as his umbrella got caught on the Emergency cord "Bother" said Pooh, as not recording 'Eastenders'. "Bother" said Pooh, as piglet stabbed him through the kidney. "Bother" said Pooh, as sparklies came up during DS9. "Bother" said Pooh, as the Borg assimilated Piglet. "Bother" said Pooh, as the CSA found him. "Bother" said Pooh, as the Channel 5 Retuner called during Star Trek "Bother" said Pooh, as the Child Suppot Agency found him. "Bother" said Pooh, as the Facehugger impregnated him. "Bother" said Pooh, as the Police breathalised him... "Bother" said Pooh, as the Police followed him back to the Hostel "Bother" said Pooh, as the Police pulled him over for speeding "Bother" said Pooh, as the Police steamed in with a warrant... "Bother" said Pooh, as the Sniper took him out "Bother" said Pooh, as the SysOp locked him out. "Bother" said Pooh, as the TV detector van pulled up outside... "Bother" said Pooh, as the batteries died just seconds before ecstasy "Bother" said Pooh, as the bridge washed away leaving his twig behind "Bother" said Pooh, as the cashpoint kept his card... "Bother" said Pooh, as the dragon ducked his thrown dagger. "Bother" said Pooh, as the pin fell out the grenade "Bother" said Pooh, as the police enquired about the phonebox ad. "Bother" said Pooh, as the soundcard failed to recognise Doom again... "Bother" said Pooh, as the ticket inspector challanged him. "Bother" said Pooh, as the vice squad took his .GIF files "Bother" said Pooh, inserting the suppository. "Bother" said Pooh, removing the tribble from his honey pot "Bother" said Pooh, reviewing a 42 character init string. "Bother" said Pooh, unable to find any skins "Bother" said Pooh, when Christopher Robin came in his mouth "Bother" said Pooh, when Christopher Robin refused to swallow... "Bother" said Pooh, when he realised he'd missed the r out of brother "Bother" said Pooh-card, as all his fur fell out. "Bother" said Pooh..."I'll wear the pants in this family." "Bother" said Rabbit when he got stuck in a transport tube with Tigger. "Bother" said Sturmbannfuhrer POOH at Nuremberg. "Bother" signed Pooh, in Chinese sign language. "Bother", Said Pooh, I need a sauce for piglet. "Bother", said Pooh and inhaled. "Bother", said Pooh as Al disappeared through the Door. "Bother", said Pooh as Alderaan exploded. "Bother", said Pooh as Beavis & Butt-Head began to roast Piglet. "Bother", said Pooh as Beavis & Butt-Head roast Piglet "Bother", said Pooh as Eeyore fell into the pit of the Sarlacc. "Bother", said Pooh as Ford pulled out the Elecronic Thumb. "Bother", said Pooh as Freddy used his body to kill Piglet. "Bother", said Pooh as Han asked for more money. "Bother", said Pooh as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun. "Bother", said Pooh as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor. "Bother", said Pooh as Kirk beamed him down in a red shirt. "Bother", said Pooh as Piglet came back from the dead. "Bother", said Pooh as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods. "Bother", said Pooh as Sky increased subscription by another tenner. "Bother", said Pooh as Tigger trapped his gonads in a vice "Bother", said Pooh as Vader choked Piglet with the Force. "Bother", said Pooh as Vader cut off his right paw. "Bother", said Pooh as Vader sent bounty hunters after him. "Bother", said Pooh as Vader stopped him from killing the Emperor. "Bother", said Pooh as Vader tried to turn him over to the Dark Side. "Bother", said Pooh as Yoda told him of another Pooh. "Bother", said Pooh as Ziggy's circuits failed. "Bother", said Pooh as gave him to the Emperor. "Bother", said Pooh as he asked Nicole for a smoke. "Bother", said Pooh as he assembled the Grand Grimoire. "Bother", said Pooh as he carelessly stepped on a limpet mine. "Bother", said Pooh as he climbed out of his vorlon encounter suit. "Bother", said Pooh as he cut down Al Gore's tree. "Bother", said Pooh as he cut open a Tauntaun. "Bother", said Pooh as he donned his ninja uniform and killed Owl. "Bother", said Pooh as he donned his ninja uniform and went to kill Owl. "Bother", said Pooh as he drank his fifth Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. "Bother", said Pooh as he erased the QWK packet - AGAIN! "Bother", said Pooh as he failed to lift the X-wing with the Force. "Bother", said Pooh as he felt Vader's presence. "Bother", said Pooh as he felt a disturbance in the Force. "Bother", said Pooh as he forked over 20,000 New Yen for a bribe. "Bother", said Pooh as he found out that Christopher Robin was Vader. "Bother", said Pooh as he heard his Doc Wagon band go off. "Bother", said Pooh as he hung onto Cloud City's antenna. "Bother", said Pooh as he leaped through time. "Bother", said Pooh as he loosed a mouse in Coronary ICU. "Bother", said Pooh as he opened a gate to Hell. "Bother", said Pooh as he parked the white Bronco. "Bother", said Pooh as he played with the Cynobite's puzzlebox. "Bother", said Pooh as he put his fingers in the mains socket. "Bother", said Pooh as he put on the hockey mask and started the saw. "Bother", said Pooh as he put the money under Kanga's pillow. "Bother", said Pooh as he ran out of dilithium crystals. "Bother", said Pooh as he recieved another call from Princess Di. "Bother", said Pooh as he sapped the bank guard. "Bother", said Pooh as he saw his friends dressed in black robes. "Bother", said Pooh as he severed the bungee cord. "Bother", said Pooh as he shot the Emperical drone. "Bother", said Pooh as he shot the propellor from Biggles' machine. "Bother", said Pooh as he slaughtered innocent Jawas. "Bother", said Pooh as he threw Roo off the cliff. "Bother", said Pooh as he unloaded his Aries Predator on Piglet. "Bother", said Pooh as he used up the last of his dodge pool. "Bother", said Pooh as he was frozen in carbonite. "Bother", said Pooh as he was hit by a bus. "Bother", said Pooh as he yanked the guillotine lanyard. "Bother", said Pooh as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold. "Bother", said Pooh as his SIN number failed. "Bother", said Pooh as his Stinger locked onto the B-52. "Bother", said Pooh as his Tie-fighter smashed into an asteriod. "Bother", said Pooh as his X-wing exploded. "Bother", said Pooh as his combat drone exploded. "Bother", said Pooh as his credstick deleted itself. "Bother", said Pooh as his friends left him alone to die. "Bother", said Pooh as his lightsaber went out. "Bother", said Pooh as his pit crew was eating ice cream. "Bother", said Pooh as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot. "Bother", said Pooh as his ship failed to jump to light speed. "Bother", said Pooh as millions of voices cried out and went silent. "Bother", said Pooh as ran C3PO through the trash compacter. "Bother", said Pooh as the AT-AT's foot crushed Tigger and Piglet. "Bother", said Pooh as the Enterprise exploded. "Bother", said Pooh as the Ewoks stole his honey pot. "Bother", said Pooh as the Ravanous Bugblatter Beast of Trall ate Owl. "Bother", said Pooh as the Stormtroopers caught him. "Bother", said Pooh as the Vogons destroyed Earth. "Bother", said Pooh as the batteries died in his blaster. "Bother", said Pooh as the bungi cord broke. "Bother", said Pooh as the vice squad took his GIFs. "Bother", said Pooh as the warp core breached. "Bother", said Pooh as they all gathered for an orgy. "Bother", said Pooh when he couldn't think of a tagline. "Bother", said Pooh, "Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!" "Bother", said Pooh, after the garden clipper incident. "Bother", said Pooh, and deleted Windows. "Bother", said Pooh, and deleted his WAD files. "Bother", said Pooh, and deleted his message base. "Bother", said Pooh, and deleted his source code ... "Bother", said Pooh, and deleted the entire message base "Bother", said Pooh, and deleted the message base. "Bother", said Pooh, and discorporated. "Bother", said Pooh, and he deleted his message base. "Bother", said Pooh, and hid Piglet's corpse. "Bother", said Pooh, and inhaled. "Bother", said Pooh, and loaded up Rise of the Triad. "Bother", said Pooh, and nuked Iraq! "Bother", said Pooh, and opened fire. "Bother", said Pooh, and reinstalled @VER@. "Bother", said Pooh, and reinstalled DOOM. "Bother", said Pooh, and reinstalled TLX 3.1. "Bother", said Pooh, and reinstalled TLX v4.00. "Bother", said Pooh, and reinstalled Telemate 4.12. "Bother", said Pooh, and then deleted his message base. "Bother", said Pooh, and twited the moderator. "Bother", said Pooh, as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot. "Bother", said Pooh, as The Enterprise blew up for the 18th time this season "Bother", said Pooh, as The Spanish Inquisition showed up unexpectedly. "Bother", said Pooh, as Tigger, yet again, hogged the bong. "Bother", said Pooh, as Ulf destroyed his medial ligaments. "Bother", said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again. "Bother", said Pooh, as he arrested for non-support. "Bother", said Pooh, as he bumped into Barney. "Bother", said Pooh, as he called in an air strike.. "Bother", said Pooh, as he cuckolded Christopher Robin's father. "Bother", said Pooh, as he deleted his message base. "Bother", said Pooh, as he drew his .45 and shot the intruder. "Bother", said Pooh, as he fell into the nitric acid bath. "Bother", said Pooh, as he fell into the spinblades. "Bother", said Pooh, as he fell into the tiger pit. "Bother", said Pooh, as he found he'd used a dirty needle "Bother", said Pooh, as he found out his symbiont hated huun "Bother", said Pooh, as he got trapped in the printer. "Bother", said Pooh, as he had Eeyore for dinner. "Bother", said Pooh, as he held the can of mace backwards. "Bother", said Pooh, as he loaded his last round. "Bother", said Pooh, as he looked at his CompuServe bill. "Bother", said Pooh, as he mounted Piglet. "Bother", said Pooh, as he mounted Piglets head on the wall. "Bother", said Pooh, as he puked over Christopher Robin. "Bother", said Pooh, as he pulled out his .45 and shot the intruder. "Bother", said Pooh, as he pulled the cat off his face. "Bother", said Pooh, as he put on his asbestos suit. "Bother", said Pooh, as he ran into the Archvile. "Bother", said Pooh, as he reached for the flamethrower. "Bother", said Pooh, as he reached for the reset button. "Bother", said Pooh, as he read alt.fan.bill-gates. "Bother", said Pooh, as he received his Compuserve bill. "Bother", said Pooh, as he remembered getting stoned with Bill Clinton. "Bother", said Pooh, as he ripped his ring piece. "Bother", said Pooh, as he saw Ms. Bobbitt drive up. "Bother", said Pooh, as he saw the mushroom cloud. "Bother", said Pooh, as he scrambled his partition table "Bother", said Pooh, as he shot that bird in the wing. "Bother", said Pooh, as he slapped another clip into his smoking Uzi. "Bother", said Pooh, as he stole the baby's candy. "Bother", said Pooh, as he struggled with his condom "Bother", said Pooh, as he struggled with his condom. "Bother", said Pooh, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness. "Bother", said Pooh, as he swallowed the mucus in lumps. "Bother", said Pooh, as he took out a contract on Bugs Bunny "Bother", said Pooh, as he torched the forest. "Bother", said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2. "Bother", said Pooh, as he tried to install Windoze. "Bother", said Pooh, as he tried to learn COBOL. "Bother", said Pooh, as he twitted the moderator. "Bother", said Pooh, as he uncovered a hive of Smurves. "Bother", said Pooh, as he was butchered for his paws & liver. "Bother", said Pooh, as his Harley's backend stepped out. "Bother", said Pooh, as his bungie cord broke. "Bother", said Pooh, as his motorcycle left the ground "Bother", said Pooh, as his regeneration failed. "Bother", said Pooh, as racked up another frag. "Bother", said Pooh, as the Cardassians tortured him. "Bother", said Pooh, as the Death Star exploded around him. "Bother", said Pooh, as the Vogon began to read. "Bother", said Pooh, as the pin fell out the grenade "Bother", said Pooh, as the police closed in. "Bother", said Pooh, as the raptor shook him by the throa "Bother", said Pooh, as the raptor shook him by the throat. "Bother", said Pooh, as the spaceships landed. "Bother", said Pooh, as the tsunami hit. "Bother", said Pooh, as the vice squad took his GIFS "Bother", said Pooh, deleting his QWK packet. "Bother", said Pooh, in Chinese Sign Language... "Bother", said Pooh, trying to figure out how Odo forms a commbadge. "Bother", said Pooh, waxing poetic. "Bother", said Pooh, when he couldn't think of a tagline. "Bother", said Pooh, when he realized he didn't really have a stomach. "Bother", said Pooh, wrestling with the moderator. "Bother", said Pooh; as he formatted his Hard Drive. "Bother", said pooh, as Beavis & Butthead roasted Piglet. "Bother", said the moderator, 3$%^B Q# NO CARRIER "Bother",said Pooh as he burned EEYORE at the stake. "Bother",said Pooh as he harpooned SHAMU. "Bother",said Pooh as he harpooned Shamu. "Bother",said Pooh as he paid off the Simpson jury. "Bother",said Pooh, as he assaulted Janet Reno. "Bother"said Pooh,as the spell failure caused Rabbit to grow tentacles "Bother, Brother," said Pooh's twin. "Bother," said Pooh as his VCR ate a Babylon 5 tape. "Bother," said Pooh, as he paid 5 extra for 'teddy' style. "Bother," said Pooh, as the Cardassians tortured him. "Bother," "Bother," said Pooh's twin. "Bother," A Pooh poo. "Bother," Pooh said as he was assimilated. "Bother," Said Pooh, and twitted his moderator "Bother," cried Pooh, after he spoke the lords name backwards. "Bother," cried Pooh, as he pushed The Button to start Armageddon. "Bother," cried Pooh, as he sold Eeyore to the glue factory. "Bother," grumbled Hillary as Pooh hogged the shredder. "Bother," said @F as Satan laid his soul to waste "Bother," said @F as he pulled the cat off his face "Bother," said @F as he said f**k in the wrong conf. "Bother," said @F, and deleted his message base. "Bother," said @F, as 100 Acre Wood was annihilated in a nuclear accident. "Bother," said @F, as Christopher Robin punched him repeatedly. "Bother," said @F, as Christopher Robin pushed him under a truck. "Bother," said @F, as Christopher Robin shut the washing machine door. "Bother," said @F, as Christopher pulled his stuffing out. "Bother," said @F, as Compuserve taxed his GIFs. "Bother," said @F, as Cotton Eye Joe reached No. 1 "Bother," said @F, as DELTREE BBS appeared on his computer. "Bother," said @F, as Eeyore shot him with a rocket-launcher. "Bother," said @F, as Eeyore sneezed cocaine all over him. "Bother," said @F, as Eeyore sneezed crack all over him. "Bother," said @F, as Eeyore sneezed the crack *everywhere* "Bother," said @F, as Eeyore sneezed the crack all over Owl... "Bother," said @F, as Eeyore snorted his last tagline of coke. "Bother," said @F, as Eeyore took him from behind. "Bother," said @F, as Moonbase Alpha depressurised. "Bother," said @F, as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods. "Bother," said @F, as Piglet set fire to his ears. "Bother," said @F, as Piglet stamped on his boll**ks. "Bother," said @F, as Piglet stole his pocket money at knifepoint. "Bother," said @F, as Roger Cook knocked on the door again. "Bother," said @F, as Satan laid his soul to waste. "Bother," said @F, as Satan pointed out the small print. "Bother," said @F, as Tigger bounced on his hard disk. "Bother," said @F, as Tigger burned his grass. "Bother," said @F, as Tigger chewed his testacles.... "Bother," said @F, as Tigger stole the profits of his last book. "Bother," said @F, as Tigger surprised from behind him again. "Bother," said @F, as Tigger's claws gripped his buttocks. "Bother," said @F, as Windows crashed again! "Bother," said @F, as Windows crashed again!. "Bother," said @F, as he connected at 300 bps. "Bother," said @F, as he depleted the ozone layer. "Bother," said @F, as he drained the vodka bottle dry. "Bother," said @F, as he drifted off-topic. "Bother," said @F, as he drilled a hole in Piglet "Bother," said @F, as he fell into the nitric acid bath. "Bother," said @F, as he fell off the bridge with his stick. "Bother," said @F, as he fished his diskettes out of the honey jar. "Bother," said @F, as he found he'd used a dirty needle. "Bother," said @F, as he found the smack contained talc. "Bother," said @F, as he got trapped in the printer. "Bother," said @F, as he lost the lottery. "Bother," said @F, as he poured grease onto the main road. "Bother," said @F, as he pulled the alien face-hugger off. "Bother," said @F, as he put his finger in the mains socket. "Bother," said @F, as he ran out of taglines. "Bother," said @F, as he realised the limitations of Warp. "Bother," said @F, as he realised the needle was dirty. "Bother," said @F, as he reloaded his AK-47. "Bother," said @F, as he said f**k in the wrong conference. "Bother," said @F, as he sank deeper into the honeypot. "Bother," said @F, as he scrambled his partition table. "Bother," said @F, as he set fire to the panda car. "Bother," said @F, as he tried to pick Owl's feathers from his teeth. "Bother," said @F, as he waited for Windows '95. "Bother," said @F, as he was buried alive. "Bother," said @F, as he was impregnated by a Xenomorph. "Bother," said @F, as he won the Eurovision Song Contest. "Bother," said @F, as his 'B' sample tested positive. "Bother," said @F, as his LAN server started to smoke "Bother," said @F, as his STD results came through. "Bother," said @F, as his Uzi jammed. "Bother," said @F, as his chaingun ran out of bullets... "Bother," said @F, as his flick knife failed to open. "Bother," said @F, as his parents turned up at the rave. "Bother," said @F, as his stitching failed. "Bother," said @F, as his trigger finger tired. "Bother," said @F, as someone else stole his taglines. "Bother," said @F, as someone flamed him for no reason. "Bother," said @F, as the Borg assimilated Piglet. "Bother," said @F, as the Chancellor introduced VAT on honey. "Bother," said @F, as the EEC outlawed his favourite sized honey pot. "Bother," said @F, as the FBI found his crack. "Bother," said @F, as the Fax Modem said No Carrier. "Bother," said @F, as the Police surrounded his home. "Bother," said @F, as the STD results came through. "Bother," said @F, as the artist's pencil broke. "Bother," said @F, as the bin men stuck him to the front of the cart. "Bother," said @F, as the bridge washed away leaving his twig behind. "Bother," said @F, as the bungee cord snapped. "Bother," said @F, as the children didn't hand over their savings. "Bother," said @F, as the drug squad found half a kilo of Heroin. "Bother," said @F, as the dumdums splattered his stuffing. "Bother," said @F, as the judge sentenced him to 10 years. "Bother," said @F, as the jury found him "GUILTY". "Bother," said @F, as the lifeboat sunk. "Bother," said @F, as the lipo-suction dissolved his legs. "Bother," said @F, as the media exposed his sexual depravity. "Bother," said @F, as the moderator unlinked him. "Bother," said @F, as the old lady caught him stealing her television. "Bother," said @F, as the opponent's dog lept for the kill. "Bother," said @F, as the pin fell out of the grenade. "Bother," said @F, as the propellor stopped turning. "Bother," said @F, as the small child choked on his eyes "Bother," said @F, as the social workers took Christopher Robin away. "Bother," said @F, as the vice squad seized his GIFS. "Bother," said @F, as the withdrawl symptoms started. "Bother," said @F, more from force of habit than anything else. "Bother," said @F, reading his bank statement from Barings. "Bother," said @F, realising that Tiggers really are wonderful things. "Bother," said @F, when Eeyore rejected his advances. "Bother," said @F, when Owl sold his story. "Bother," said @F, when Piglet saw his bacon sandwich. "Bother," said @F, when he found the batteries were flat. "Bother," said @F, when he looked up his name in the dictionary. "Bother," said @F, when he read his AIDS test results. "Bother," said @F, when he realised he was drawn without genitalia. "Bother," said @F, when he realised that his phone was tapped. "Bother," said @F, when he realised the aubergene was stuck. "Bother," said @F, when his books were banned for corrupting minors. "Bother," said @F, when his spliff went out. "Bother," said @F, when the needle missed the vein. "Bother," said Adron e'Kieron, as the Chaos spread... "Bother," said Anthony, when he realised that his phone was tapped. "Bother," said Barney, as he was bitten by a rabid bear. "Bother," said Capt. Pooh, as antimatter containment was lost. "Bother," said Captain Pooh, as antimatter containment was lost. "Bother," said Christopher Robin, as @F got out the vaseline. "Bother," said Christopher Robin, as Pooh got out the vaseline. "Bother," said Cmdr. Pooh, as Picard demoted him to Ensign. "Bother," said Doc Zimmerman, as he field dressed Neelix. "Bother," said Eeyore, as he smiled and kicked Pooh's ass. "Bother," said Kes, as she field dressed Cthulhu of Borg "Bother," said Lt. Pooh, as Armus the oil slick killed him. "Bother," said Mike as he said fuck in the wrong conf. "Bother," said Odo, as Kira kicked him in his non-existent genitalia "Bother," said Odo, as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle. "Bother," said Piglet as Pooh wasted him with a chainsaw... "Bother," said Piglet, as Pooh smeared him in honey. "Bother," said Pooh and deleted C:\WINDOWS. "Bother," said Pooh and hid Piglet's corpse. "Bother," said Pooh and inhaled. "Bother," said Pooh as "Formating Drive C" appeared on the screen "Bother," said Pooh as 100 Acre Wood was annihilated in a nuclear accident. "Bother," said Pooh as @T posted again "Bother," said Pooh as Alderaan exploded. "Bother," said Pooh as Chewbakka ripped him in half. "Bother," said Pooh as Christopher Robin produced a condom. "Bother," said Pooh as Christopher Vader led him toward the "Bother," said Pooh as Cthulhu rose up and ate him. "Bother," said Pooh as Cthulhu woke up and ate him. "Bother," said Pooh as Earnhardt won again! "Bother," said Pooh as Eeyore fell into the pit of the Sarlacc. "Bother," said Pooh as Ford pulled out the Elecronic Thumb. "Bother," said Pooh as Freddy used his body to kill Piglet. "Bother," said Pooh as Han asked for more money. "Bother," said Pooh as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun. "Bother," said Pooh as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor. "Bother," said Pooh as Julius Caesar said "Et tu Poohte?" "Bother," said Pooh as Julius Caesar uttered "Et tu Pooht "Bother," said Pooh as Kanga gave birth to a monster. "Bother," said Pooh as Kirk beamed him down in a red shirt. "Bother," said Pooh as Kirk gave him a red shirt. "Bother," said Pooh as Londo missed another chance at redemption. "Bother," said Pooh as Macgyver posted again. "Bother," said Pooh as Morden asked what he wanted "Bother," said Pooh as Morden asked what he wanted. "Bother," said Pooh as Mulder and Scully rushed in, guns drawn. "Bother," said Pooh as NBC cancelled Star Trek. "Bother," said Pooh as Odo ordered him off the Promenade. "Bother," said Pooh as Piglet acquired all four Railroads. "Bother," said Pooh as Piglet became possesed by a demon. "Bother," said Pooh as Piglet came back from the dead. "Bother," said Pooh as Piglet pulled out the Anal Intruder. "Bother," said Pooh as Piglet refused to give him some Pooh-tang. "Bother," said Pooh as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods. "Bother," said Pooh as Piglet sacrified him to Cthulhu. "Bother," said Pooh as Piglet stepped on the land mine. "Bother," said Pooh as Piglet struck a match in the gas spillage "Bother," said Pooh as Piglet tried to cast fireball. "Bother," said Pooh as Piglet whipped him with the riding crop. "Bother," said Pooh as Quark cheated him. "Bother," said Pooh as Robert posted again. "Bother," said Pooh as Satan laid his soul to waste. "Bother," said Pooh as Satan pointed out the small print. "Bother," said Pooh as Scotty beamed him up. "Bother," said Pooh as Spock called him illogical. "Bother," said Pooh as Tigger turned out to be a changeling. "Bother," said Pooh as Trelane aimed his pistol at him. "Bother," said Pooh as Vader choked Piglet with the Force! "Bother," said Pooh as Vader cut off his right paw. "Bother," said Pooh as Vader killed Obi Wan. "Bother," said Pooh as Vader sent bounty hunters after him. "Bother," said Pooh as Vader stopped him from killing the Emperor. "Bother," said Pooh as Vader tried to turn him over to the Dark Side. "Bother," said Pooh as Windows crashed *again* "Bother," said Pooh as Windows crashed into piglet. "Bother," said Pooh as Windows swapped out again. "Bother," said Pooh as Worf growled. "Bother," said Pooh as Yoda told him of another Pooh. "Bother," said Pooh as Ziggy's circuits failed. "Bother," said Pooh as a gang of teenage thugs beat him to death. "Bother," said Pooh as a vole stole his honey. "Bother," said Pooh as another Mulder or Scully relative died "Bother," said Pooh as auxillary control blew up. "Bother," said Pooh as he admitted being a FBI informant. "Bother," said Pooh as he approached terminal velocity "Bother," said Pooh as he arrested for running around bear naked. "Bother," said Pooh as he assembled the Grand Grimoire. "Bother," said Pooh as he awakened Tiamet. "Bother," said Pooh as he backed up onto the wrong tape "Bother," said Pooh as he blew away half of the 100 acre woods. "Bother," said Pooh as he blew up the Enterprise. "Bother," said Pooh as he breached the damn above Jamestown. "Bother," said Pooh as he breached the damn above Johnstown. "Bother," said Pooh as he built a glove with knives for fingers. "Bother," said Pooh as he called forth a demon. "Bother," said Pooh as he came all over little Roo. "Bother," said Pooh as he carelessly stepped on a limpet mine. "Bother," said Pooh as he caught the grenade "Bother," said Pooh as he changed history. "Bother," said Pooh as he climbed into his cocoon & became a Minbari. "Bother," said Pooh as he conducted forty gigavolts "Bother," said Pooh as he crashed through the police road block. "Bother," said Pooh as he cross-dressed for Christopher Robin. "Bother," said Pooh as he cut and paste the ransom demand. "Bother," said Pooh as he cut open a Tauntaun. "Bother," said Pooh as he deleted UNIX from his machine "Bother," said Pooh as he destroyed the evidence. "Bother," said Pooh as he developed crabs. "Bother," said Pooh as he died in a pool of blood. "Bother," said Pooh as he donned his ninja garment and went after Owl. "Bother," said Pooh as he donned his ninja uniform and went to kill Owl. "Bother," said Pooh as he drank Roo's blood. "Bother," said Pooh as he drank his fifth Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. "Bother," said Pooh as he dressed up like Santa and grabbed his ax. "Bother," said Pooh as he dropped his suppository. "Bother," said Pooh as he emptied the mag on full auto. "Bother," said Pooh as he engaged his cloaking device. "Bother," said Pooh as he entered the Badlands. "Bother," said Pooh as he failed another melee combat roll. "Bother," said Pooh as he failed to lift the X-wing with the Force. "Bother," said Pooh as he failed to reach Nirvana "Bother," said Pooh as he falsified his income tax return. "Bother," said Pooh as he falsified the income tax return. "Bother," said Pooh as he fed his cat... to his dog. "Bother," said Pooh as he fell into the cauldron of glue "Bother," said Pooh as he fell into the nitric acid. "Bother," said Pooh as he fell into the tiger pit. "Bother," said Pooh as he felt Vader's presence. "Bother," said Pooh as he felt a disturbance in the Force. "Bother," said Pooh as he finished the last line of cocaine. "Bother," said Pooh as he flashed a group of nuns. "Bother," said Pooh as he flooded the dorm with nerve gas. "Bother," said Pooh as he forged Christopher Robin's suicide note. "Bother," said Pooh as he forged Necheyev's suicide note. "Bother," said Pooh as he forked over 20,000 New Yen for a bribe. "Bother," said Pooh as he formatted C: drive. "Bother," said Pooh as he found Head & Shoulder didn't do Legs & Torsos. "Bother," said Pooh as he found Piglet in bed with Eeyore. "Bother," said Pooh as he found out his symbiont hated "hunny." "Bother," said Pooh as he found out that Christopher Robin was Vader. "Bother," said Pooh as he found that he had VD. "Bother," said Pooh as he found that he had an S.T.D. "Bother," said Pooh as he found that he had genital warts. "Bother," said Pooh as he found that he had gonnarhea. "Bother," said Pooh as he found that he had herpes. "Bother," said Pooh as he found that he had syphillus. "Bother," said Pooh as he found the smack contained talc. "Bother," said Pooh as he fried Piglet for breakfast. "Bother," said Pooh as he gained the First Power. "Bother," said Pooh as he gave Ted Kennedy another driving lesson. "Bother," said Pooh as he got off the plane in Medelin. "Bother," said Pooh as he got trapped in the printer "Bother," said Pooh as he got up for another brewski. "Bother," said Pooh as he had Fluffosuction. "Bother," said Pooh as he had sex with Piglet. "Bother," said Pooh as he heard his Doc Wagon band go off. "Bother," said Pooh as he held up Eddie's Discount Liquors. "Bother," said Pooh as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's. "Bother," said Pooh as he hid the Death Star plans in his Hunny pot. "Bother," said Pooh as he hung onto Cloud City's antenna. "Bother," said Pooh as he ignored the white flag, ordering "Open Fire!". "Bother," said Pooh as he infected the Indians blankets. "Bother," said Pooh as he inhaled the tablecloth "Bother," said Pooh as he inserted the suppository. "Bother," said Pooh as he ladled out Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle soup. "Bother," said Pooh as he launched the nuclear warheads. "Bother," said Pooh as he leaped through time. "Bother," said Pooh as he led an attack against the Cylon command "Bother," said Pooh as he led an attack against the Cylon command ship. "Bother," said Pooh as he licked the cheese on the mousetrap "Bother," said Pooh as he looked into the face of the Myrddraal. "Bother," said Pooh as he lost another game of strip poker. "Bother," said Pooh as he lost antimatter containment. "Bother," said Pooh as he made a mask out of Piglet's skin. "Bother," said Pooh as he misquoted the druidic Spell of Making. "Bother," said Pooh as he mixed the lime with the coconut! "Bother," said Pooh as he opened a gate to Hell. "Bother," said Pooh as he ordered Mr. Worff to fire all phasers. "Bother," said Pooh as he parked O.J.'s white Bronco. "Bother," said Pooh as he played with the Cynobite's puzzlebox. "Bother," said Pooh as he puked all over Christopher Robin. "Bother," said Pooh as he pulled a Tribble from a honeypot. "Bother," said Pooh as he pulled the cat off his face "Bother," said Pooh as he pushed the plunger and the UN fell "Bother," said Pooh as he put Spanish Fly in Christopher Robin's drink "Bother," said Pooh as he put on the hockey mask and started the saw. "Bother," said Pooh as he put right what once went wrong. "Bother," said Pooh as he put the message in the wrong conference. "Bother," said Pooh as he put the money under Kanga's pillow. "Bother," said Pooh as he raised his veil and grabbed his spear. "Bother," said Pooh as he ran out of KY jelly. "Bother," said Pooh as he ran out of ammo. "Bother," said Pooh as he ran out of dilithium crystals. "Bother," said Pooh as he ran out of taglines. "Bother," said Pooh as he ran the rapids in an air mattress "Bother," said Pooh as he reached for the reset button. "Bother," said Pooh as he realised that his Visor was a hair barrette. "Bother," said Pooh as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon. "Bother," said Pooh as he realized he was a Star Trek redshirt. "Bother," said Pooh as he realized he'd been issued a one-way ticket "Bother," said Pooh as he received his Compuserve bill "Bother," said Pooh as he reloaded his AK-47. "Bother," said Pooh as he remembered getting stoned with Bill Clinton. "Bother," said Pooh as he reported Huey, Dewey & Louie for vandalism. "Bother," said Pooh as he reverted to his liquid state. "Bother," said Pooh as he ripped the fabric of Time and Space. "Bother," said Pooh as he rolled over and lit @TF's cigarette. "Bother," said Pooh as he rolled over and lit Myra's cigarette. "Bother," said Pooh as he rolled over into the wet spot. "Bother," said Pooh as he rose from the grave. "Bother," said Pooh as he sabotaged Wile E. Coyote's latest trap. "Bother," said Pooh as he said f**k in the wrong conf. "Bother," said Pooh as he sat on the firecracker "Bother," said Pooh as he saw Ms. Bobbit drive up. "Bother," said Pooh as he saw his friends dressed in black robes. "Bother," said Pooh as he scrambled his partition table. "Bother," said Pooh as he sent another AreaFix message. "Bother," said Pooh as he sent away for an inflatable Piglet. "Bother," said Pooh as he set crosshairs on Bill Clinton. "Bother," said Pooh as he set his phaser on kill. "Bother," said Pooh as he shared his pain with Sybok. "Bother," said Pooh as he shook down his classmate's lunch money. "Bother," said Pooh as he shot Rabbit. "Bother," said Pooh as he shot the Emperical drone. "Bother," said Pooh as he shot up his fix. "Bother," said Pooh as he signed the pact. "Bother," said Pooh as he slaughtered innocent Jawas. "Bother," said Pooh as he slipped his date a Purple Microdot. "Bother," said Pooh as he slipped the traffic cop $10. "Bother," said Pooh as he smoked a joint and his head exploded "Bother," said Pooh as he sold Eore to the glue factory. "Bother," said Pooh as he sold Eyore to the glue factory. "Bother," said Pooh as he spammed the Buy/Sell conference "Bother," said Pooh as he spied into the girl's locker room peephole. "Bother," said Pooh as he started to install Windows. "Bother," said Pooh as he stepped into the particle accelerator. "Bother," said Pooh as he stepped on the land mine "Bother," said Pooh as he stole Smokey the Bear's girlfriend. "Bother," said Pooh as he strafed the lifeboats. "Bother," said Pooh as he stuck his finger in the light socket. "Bother," said Pooh as he stuffed Piglet's corpse into a trash bag. "Bother," said Pooh as he sucked the life out of Tigger. "Bother," said Pooh as he sunk his twelfth Guinness "Bother," said Pooh as he switched to Full Auto. "Bother," said Pooh as he swung from the gallows beside Piglet "Bother," said Pooh as he testified O.J. was with him. "Bother," said Pooh as he tied Piglet to the "Wheel of Lust". "Bother," said Pooh as he tied Piglet to the bed. "Bother," said Pooh as he took aim from behind the grassy knoll. "Bother," said Pooh as he took another stim. "Bother," said Pooh as he took his torn pants to Garak's. "Bother," said Pooh as he touched a live wire "Bother," said Pooh as he tried to install OS/2. "Bother," said Pooh as he tried to learn COBOL "Bother," said Pooh as he turned a mouse loose in the maternity ward. "Bother," said Pooh as he turned into a bat. "Bother," said Pooh as he twitted his moderator. "Bother," said Pooh as he underwent aversion therapy. "Bother," said Pooh as he unloaded his Aries Predator on Piglet. "Bother," said Pooh as he used up the last of his dodge pool. "Bother," said Pooh as he violated Eeyore. "Bother," said Pooh as he was arrested for non-support. "Bother," said Pooh as he was assimilated by the Borg. "Bother," said Pooh as he was blinded "Bother," said Pooh as he was branded "Bother," said Pooh as he was carted off to the roadkill cafe "Bother," said Pooh as he was caught playing with himself. "Bother," said Pooh as he was encased in wet concrete "Bother," said Pooh as he was forced to watch Babylon 5. "Bother," said Pooh as he was frozen in carbonite. "Bother," said Pooh as he was killed by BATF agents. "Bother," said Pooh as he was molested by Barney. "Bother," said Pooh as he was sacrificed "Bother," said Pooh as he was sodomized by Barney. "Bother," said Pooh as he was surrounded by thirteen Aes Sedai. "Bother," said Pooh as he was thrown 70,000 light years from home. "Bother," said Pooh as he went to kill Owl. "Bother," said Pooh as he whispered innermost secrets to Connie Chung. "Bother," said Pooh as he wiped the vomit from his chin. "Bother," said Pooh as he wrestled with the moderator. "Bother," said Pooh as he yanked the guillotine's lanyard. "Bother," said Pooh as he yawned so hard he lost Piglet. "Bother," said Pooh as his Ben-wah balls broke. "Bother," said Pooh as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold. "Bother," said Pooh as his SIN number failed. "Bother," said Pooh as his Stinger locked onto the 747. "Bother," said Pooh as his Tie-fighter smashed into an asteriod. "Bother," said Pooh as his X-wing exploded. "Bother," said Pooh as his batteries died just moments before climax. "Bother," said Pooh as his brain was sucked out. "Bother," said Pooh as his bungee cord broke. "Bother," said Pooh as his cable gun jammed. "Bother," said Pooh as his combat drone exploded. "Bother," said Pooh as his condom ripped. "Bother," said Pooh as his credstick deleted itself. "Bother," said Pooh as his doctor showed him the HIV test results. "Bother," said Pooh as his friends left him alone to die. "Bother," said Pooh as his head exploded. "Bother," said Pooh as his head was sewn back on "Bother," said Pooh as his hunny exploded in the microwave. "Bother," said Pooh as his lightsaber went out. "Bother," said Pooh as his network froze. "Bother," said Pooh as his plastic love doll exploded. "Bother," said Pooh as his rectum exploded. "Bother," said Pooh as his regeneration failed. "Bother," said Pooh as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot. "Bother," said Pooh as his rubber woman sprung a leak. "Bother," said Pooh as his runabout entered the Badlands. "Bother," said Pooh as his saw ran out of gas. "Bother," said Pooh as his ship failed to jump to light speed. "Bother," said Pooh as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle. "Bother," said Pooh as his time stabilizer malfunctioned. "Bother," said Pooh as his torpedos missed the Death Star's weak spot. "Bother," said Pooh as his warp core breached. "Bother," said Pooh as millions of voices cried out and went silent. "Bother," said Pooh as ran C3PO through the trash compacter. "Bother," said Pooh as received his Compuserve bill "Bother," said Pooh as the 4-iron struck him soundly in the groin "Bother," said Pooh as the AT-AT's foot crushed Tigger and Piglet. "Bother," said Pooh as the Borg assimilated him. "Bother," said Pooh as the Borg pumped bio-chips into him. "Bother," said Pooh as the Brigadier destroyed another alien race. "Bother," said Pooh as the Daleks exterminated him. "Bother," said Pooh as the Death Star shot him down "Bother," said Pooh as the Emperor electrocuted him with the Force. "Bother," said Pooh as the Enterprise exploded. "Bother," said Pooh as the Ewoks stole his honey pot. "Bother," said Pooh as the Jem'Hadar beat him senseless. "Bother," said Pooh as the Klingons opened fire. "Bother," said Pooh as the Moderator orbed him for being off-topic. "Bother," said Pooh as the Na'ka'leen feeder consumed him. "Bother," said Pooh as the Ravanous Bugblatter Beast of Trall ate Owl. "Bother," said Pooh as the Red Ajah captured him. "Bother," said Pooh as the Romulan warbird uncloaked. "Bother," said Pooh as the Shadows decimated his homeworld. "Bother," said Pooh as the Shadows sucked out his internal organs "Bother," said Pooh as the Stormtroopers caught him. "Bother," said Pooh as the Swat Team closed in. "Bother," said Pooh as the VCR ate his favorite porno tape. "Bother," said Pooh as the Vogons destroyed Earth. "Bother," said Pooh as the aardvarks trampled him. "Bother," said Pooh as the baliffs trashed his messagebase. "Bother," said Pooh as the batteries died in his blaster. "Bother," said Pooh as the brakes went out! "Bother," said Pooh as the bull noticed his red T-shirt "Bother," said Pooh as the bungi cord broke. "Bother," said Pooh as the condom came away in his hand "Bother," said Pooh as the condom came off in his hand. "Bother," said Pooh as the crazed dentist started the drill "Bother," said Pooh as the doctor amputated the wrong leg "Bother," said Pooh as the firing squad took aim "Bother," said Pooh as the moderator swung his club. "Bother," said Pooh as the others burned him at the stake. "Bother," said Pooh as the parachute failed to open !!! "Bother," said Pooh as the pin fell out of the grenade. "Bother," said Pooh as the piranhas nibbled his eyes out "Bother," said Pooh as the plane jettisoned third class "Bother," said Pooh as the plot device was re-used again. "Bother," said Pooh as the police closed in. "Bother," said Pooh as the river carried him away and the rocks tore him "Bother," said Pooh as the shuttlebay decompressed. "Bother," said Pooh as the steel trap closed on his leg "Bother," said Pooh as the sun's ultraviolet light burned off his fur "Bother," said Pooh as the sysop locked him out of the system "Bother," said Pooh as the tires crushed his lungs and creased his fur "Bother," said Pooh as the tornado redistributed his internal organs "Bother," said Pooh as the train approached and the ropes wouldn't break "Bother," said Pooh as the tribbles rained down on him. "Bother," said Pooh as the trip-wire clicked. "Bother," said Pooh as the vice squad took his GIFS. "Bother," said Pooh as the warp core breached. "Bother," said Pooh as they all gathered for an orgy. "Bother," said Pooh as they lit the pyre "Bother," said Pooh as they loaded him into the sub's torpedo tube "Bother," said Pooh as they plowed him under "Bother," said Pooh as they poured salt on his open wounds "Bother," said Pooh as they stuffed him and mounted him on the wall "Bother," said Pooh as wolf pack caught his scent "Bother," said Pooh for no apparent reason. "Bother," said Pooh pulling the Tribble from his honey pot. "Bother," said Pooh pulling the tribble from his honey pot "Bother," said Pooh when Tigger dropped the joint into the Honey jar. "Bother," said Pooh when he couldn't think of a tagline. "Bother," said Pooh when he found that Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll "Bother," said Pooh when he noticed Neil Smith's Band-Aid. "Bother," said Pooh when he saw another Pooh tagline. "Bother," said Pooh when he shot a "preemie." "Bother," said Pooh when the government took away his scanner... "Bother," said Pooh with a sexy grin, as he tied-up his favorite redhead "Bother," said Pooh, as he sniffed the tube of glue. "Bother," said Pooh, "Beavis and Butthead are barbecuing Barney!" "Bother," said Pooh, "Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!" "Bother," said Pooh, "I f**king hate taglines". "Bother," said Pooh, "I need a sauce for Piglet." "Bother," said Pooh, "I only wanted to *stun* Tigger." "Bother," said Pooh, "I'M Brian of Nazareth!" "Bother," said Pooh, "It's your husband and he has a gun!" "Bother," said Pooh, "Tiggers don't like fallatio". "Bother," said Pooh, "We better nuke 'em from orbit" "Bother," said Pooh, "We'd better nuke 'em from orbit" "Bother," said Pooh, "these people are evil." "Bother," said Pooh, "this Martini was stirred, not shaken." "Bother," said Pooh, "who put sand in the Vaseline?!?". "Bother," said Pooh, & pulled the detonator killing the dictator. "Bother," said Pooh, Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet! "Bother," said Pooh, I need a honey glaze for Piglet. "Bother," said Pooh, I only wanted to *stun* Tigger. "Bother," said Pooh, I'M Brian of Nazareth! "Bother," said Pooh, I've fallen and I can't get up! "Bother," said Pooh, It's your husband. He has a gun! "Bother," said Pooh, We better nuke 'em from orbit "Bother," said Pooh, We're here to pump you up! "Bother," said Pooh, after getting the 25th AOL disk, TH1S 1SNT KEWL! "Bother," said Pooh, after getting the 25th AOL disk. "Bother," said Pooh, after he shagged the transvestite. "Bother," said Pooh, after he spoke the lords name backwards. "Bother," said Pooh, after not recording 'Eastenders'. "Bother," said Pooh, am I a lieutenant or a chief petty officer? "Bother," said Pooh, and called in an air strike. "Bother," said Pooh, and called in the Defiant. "Bother," said Pooh, and carved Eeyore's name in the black candle. "Bother," said Pooh, and deleted C:\DOS. "Bother," said Pooh, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95. "Bother," said Pooh, and deleted UNIX from his machine. "Bother," said Pooh, and deleted Windows. "Bother," said Pooh, and deleted his WAD files. "Bother," said Pooh, and deleted his message base. "Bother," said Pooh, and deleted his source code. "Bother," said Pooh, and drew his .45 and shot the intruder. "Bother," said Pooh, and erased his message base. "Bother," said Pooh, and filed suit. "Bother," said Pooh, and formed a facist government... "Bother," said Pooh, and garroted another passing proletariat. "Bother," said Pooh, and he dispatched the Marines. "Bother," said Pooh, and he hid Piglet's corpse. "Bother," said Pooh, and he hid Tiger's corpse. "Bother," said Pooh, and he twitted his moderator. "Bother," said Pooh, and hid Piglet's corpse. "Bother," said Pooh, and hit his reset switch. "Bother," said Pooh, and inhaled. "Bother," said Pooh, and inhaled. <*STONED*> "Bother," said Pooh, and launched a Maverick. "Bother," said Pooh, and launched a salvo from his MLRS "Bother," said Pooh, and loaded up Rise of the Triad. "Bother," said Pooh, and nuked Iraq! "Bother," said Pooh, and opened fire. "Bother," said Pooh, and promptly vanished. "Bother," said Pooh, and pulled the detonator killing the dictator. "Bother," said Pooh, and put a fresh magazine in his Glock. "Bother," said Pooh, and put a pin in the Piglet doll. "Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled DOOM. "Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled TAG-X PRO @VER@. "Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled TLX TLX v4.10. "Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled TLX Tag-X Pro v1.20. "Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled Tag-X Pro "Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled Tag-X Pro v1.20. "Bother," said Pooh, and the Jem'Hadar beat him senseless. "Bother," said Pooh, and the warp core breached. "Bother," said Pooh, and then deleted his message base. "Bother," said Pooh, and then he deleted his source code. "Bother," said Pooh, and then he deleted his source file. "Bother," said Pooh, and then he drew his .45 and shot the intruder. "Bother," said Pooh, and then he pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier "Bother," said Pooh, and then he pulled his .45 and shot the intruder. "Bother," said Pooh, and transcended this plane. "Bother," said Pooh, and turned the launch key. "Bother," said Pooh, and twitted @N@. "Bother," said Pooh, and twitted @TO@. "Bother," said Pooh, and twitted @tO@. "Bother," said Pooh, and twitted Jon Randle. "Bother," said Pooh, and twitted his moderator. "Bother," said Pooh, and twitted the SYSOP. "Bother," said Pooh, and twitted the moderator. "Bother," said Pooh, as 100 Acre Wood was annihilated in a nuclear accident. "Bother," said Pooh, as @F pulled his stuffing out. "Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ wrought terrible revenge upon him. "Bother," said Pooh, as @TO@ ran to him with his pants down. "Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ butchered him for his paws and liver. "Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ executed a flying roundhouse "Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ gave him to the Emperor. "Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ posted again. "Bother," said Pooh, as A A Milne received all the royalties. "Bother," said Pooh, as Al disappeared through the Door. "Bother," said Pooh, as Al made a sexist remark. "Bother," said Pooh, as Alderaan exploded. "Bother," said Pooh, as Anna cheated on him. "Bother," said Pooh, as BCSUTI burped up 500 messages "Bother," said Pooh, as BSCUTI burped 500 messages "Bother," said Pooh, as Beavis and Butt-Head roasted Piglet. "Bother," said Pooh, as Beavis and Butthead roasted Piglet. "Bother," said Pooh, as Beavis and Butthead torched him. "Bother," said Pooh, as Beverly's hair changed color yet again. "Bother," said Pooh, as Boots refused to give him his photos. "Bother," said Pooh, as Brave Sir Robin ran away. Again. "Bother," said Pooh, as Camille Paglia groveled at his feet. "Bother," said Pooh, as Chewbacca ripped him in half. "Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin clipped on the electrodes. "Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin loaded the AK47 "Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pleaded to be spanked again. "Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin produced a condom. "Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pulled his stuffing out. "Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin punched him repeatedly. "Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pushed him under a truck. "Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin shut the washing machine door. "Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin vanished from the Echo. "Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin went down the third time. "Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher pulled his stuffing out. "Bother," said Pooh, as Compuserve taxed his GIFs. "Bother," said Pooh, as Cotton Eye Joe reached No. 1 "Bother," said Pooh, as Cthulhu Xose up and ate him. "Bother," said Pooh, as Cthulhu emerged from the darkness... "Bother," said Pooh, as Cthulhu rose up and ate him. "Bother," said Pooh, as Cthulu emerged from the darkness... "Bother," said Pooh, as Cthulu rose up and ate him. "Bother," said Pooh, as Curzon kissed him on the head. "Bother," said Pooh, as Customs & Excise appeared at his door. "Bother," said Pooh, as DELTREE BBS appeared on his computer. "Bother," said Pooh, as Deanna Troi sensed he was hiding something. "Bother," said Pooh, as Dot kissed him. "Bother," said Pooh, as EchoMan and Anna foiled his crime. "Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore fell into the pit of the Sarlacc. "Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore rejected his advances. "Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore shot him with a rocket-launcher. "Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore sneezed cocaine all over him. "Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore sneezed crack all over him. "Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore sneezed the crack *everywhere* "Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore sneezed the crack all over Owl. "Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore snorted his last tagline of coke. "Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore took him from behind. "Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore trod on his bollocks. "Bother," said Pooh, as Elmer Fudd said, "It's bear season." "Bother," said Pooh, as Eyeore mounted him from behind. "Bother," said Pooh, as Ford pulled out the Electronic Thumb. "Bother," said Pooh, as Freddy used his body to kill Piglet. "Bother," said Pooh, as French soldiers smashed his camera. "Bother," said Pooh, as Garak told an obvious lie. "Bother," said Pooh, as Geordi found a NEW problem. "Bother," said Pooh, as Han asked for more money. "Bother," said Pooh, as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun. "Bother," said Pooh, as Hannibal Lecter at his liver... "Bother," said Pooh, as Hannibal ate his liver with a nice Chianti. "Bother," said Pooh, as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor. "Bother," said Pooh, as Jem'Hadar slid into the Hundred Acre Wood. "Bother," said Pooh, as Kai Opaka gripped his earlobe. "Bother," said Pooh, as Kanga gave birth to a monster. "Bother," said Pooh, as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot. "Bother," said Pooh, as King Tut's curse claimed him as a victim. "Bother," said Pooh, as Klingons beamed into the 100 Acre Wood. "Bother," said Pooh, as Kwisatz butchered him for his paws and liver. "Bother," said Pooh, as Leia stepped on him. "Bother," said Pooh, as Londo plotted against him. "Bother," said Pooh, as Lursa and B'Etor conceived his children. "Bother," said Pooh, as Lwaxana began giving him Oomox. "Bother," said Pooh, as MacLeod disconnected his head. "Bother," said Pooh, as Macgyver butchered him for his paws and liver. "Bother," said Pooh, as Macgyver gave him to the Emperor. "Bother," said Pooh, as Macgyver ran to him with his pants down. "Bother," said Pooh, as Marvin spoke to him again. "Bother," said Pooh, as Ms. Bobbitt pulled up. "Bother," said Pooh, as Odo collapsed in his lap. "Bother," said Pooh, as Patton slapped him. "Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet acquired all four Railway stations "Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet became possessed by a demon. "Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet came back from the dead. "Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet finished the last of his whiskey "Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet refused to give him some Pooh-tang. "Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet whipped him with the riding crop. "Bother," said Pooh, as President Clinton said kiss it. "Bother," said Pooh, as Q destroyed the universe. "Bother," said Pooh, as Quark cheated him. "Bother," said Pooh, as Quark showed him the Ferengi print. "Bother," said Pooh, as Rob replied to Gibson's message. "Bother," said Pooh, as Sharon approached "Bother," said Pooh, as Sheridan decompressed the airlock. "Bother," said Pooh, as Smurfette got dressed. "Bother," said Pooh, as Soran destroyed the nearby sun. "Bother," said Pooh, as Tigger came out of the closet. "Bother," said Pooh, as Vader cut off his right paw. "Bother," said Pooh, as Vader gave him to the Emperor. "Bother," said Pooh, as Vader stopped him from killing the Emperor. "Bother," said Pooh, as Vader tried to turn him over to the Dark Side. "Bother," said Pooh, as Vulcans stole his homework. "Bother," said Pooh, as William Tell sneezed "Bother," said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again. "Bother," said Pooh, as Ziggy's circuits failed. "Bother," said Pooh, as a SuperTruck rammed into Piglet. "Bother," said Pooh, as a vole stole his honey. "Bother," said Pooh, as auxillary control blew up. "Bother," said Pooh, as four blondes approached "Bother," said Pooh, as gave him to the Emperor. "Bother," said Pooh, as he admitted being Molly Yard's secret lover. "Bother," said Pooh, as he admitted being Oswald's accomplice. "Bother," said Pooh, as he admitted being the Lindbergh kidnapper. "Bother," said Pooh, as he armed the photon torpedoes. "Bother," said Pooh, as he arrested for welfare fraud. "Bother," said Pooh, as he ate the baby's candy. "Bother," said Pooh, as he backed into a squad car. "Bother," said Pooh, as he backed up onto the wrong tape. "Bother," said Pooh, as he banked the Heinkel HE-111 towards London. "Bother," said Pooh, as he beat Steven Seagal to a bloody pulp. "Bother," said Pooh, as he blew the doors off the Brink's truck. "Bother," said Pooh, as he broke the last Seal. "Bother," said Pooh, as he bumped into Barney. "Bother," said Pooh, as he buried Piglet next to Roo. "Bother," said Pooh, as he called for his brother. "Bother," said Pooh, as he centered the cross hairs on Tigger. "Bother," said Pooh, as he changed history. "Bother," said Pooh, as he cheated on his wife. "Bother," said Pooh, as he clubed a baby harp seal to dea "Bother," said Pooh, as he coached Anita Hill on how to lie under oath. "Bother," said Pooh, as he completed his 25th kamikaze mission. "Bother," said Pooh, as he composed Roo's ransom note. "Bother," said Pooh, as he connected at 300 bps... "Bother," said Pooh, as he continued machinegunning the life rafts. "Bother," said Pooh, as he converted the hunting rifle to automatic. "Bother," said Pooh, as he cut down another giant Sequoia. "Bother," said Pooh, as he cut open a Tauntaun. "Bother," said Pooh, as he declared his horse a Senator. "Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted 35 AOLer `Me Too' posts. "Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted his message. "Bother," said Pooh, as he depleted the ozone layer. "Bother," said Pooh, as he descended down to Shayol Ghul. "Bother," said Pooh, as he digested the razor blade in the apple "Bother," said Pooh, as he directed traffic onto the dead-end street. "Bother," said Pooh, as he distributed cigarettes in the Coronary ICU. "Bother," said Pooh, as he donned his ninja uniform & went to kill Owl. "Bother," said Pooh, as he donned his ninja uniform to kill Owl. "Bother," said Pooh, as he drank his Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. "Bother," said Pooh, as he drew a Dragon's Fang on Rabbits door. "Bother," said Pooh, as he dropped Bambi's mother. "Bother," said Pooh, as he dropped another white rhino. "Bother," said Pooh, as he dropped his bombs. "Bother," said Pooh, as he drove the Ka-Bar home again. "Bother," said Pooh, as he engaged his cloaking device. "Bother," said Pooh, as he entered the Doomsday Codes. "Bother," said Pooh, as he evicted the aged widow on Christmas Eve. "Bother," said Pooh, as he failed to appease the gods. "Bother," said Pooh, as he failed to lift the X-wing with the Force. "Bother," said Pooh, as he falsified his income tax return. "Bother," said Pooh, as he fed the intruder to an alligator. "Bother," said Pooh, as he fed the pidgeons to his cat. "Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the W.C. "Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the liquid iron ore crucible "Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the nitric acid bath. "Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the spinblades. "Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the tiger pit. "Bother," said Pooh, as he fell off the tightrope "Bother," said Pooh, as he finished editing Jeffrey Dahmer's cookbook. "Bother," said Pooh, as he finished shooting up. "Bother," said Pooh, as he finished the bottle and tasted the poison "Bother," said Pooh, as he flashed a group of nuns. "Bother," said Pooh, as he flunked the the sobriety test. "Bother," said Pooh, as he forgot which tagline he was going to use. "Bother," said Pooh, as he found Earl in his honey pot. "Bother," said Pooh, as he found Odo in his honey pot. "Bother," said Pooh, as he found Piglet in bed with Eeyore. "Bother," said Pooh, as he found a 19mm Willmerdinger unit would DO IT. "Bother," said Pooh, as he found out his symbiont hated huuny. "Bother," said Pooh, as he found out his tribble was pregnant. "Bother," said Pooh, as he found that a 19mm Willmerdinger unit would. "Bother," said Pooh, as he found the hook in the fish he had swallowed "Bother," said Pooh, as he found you in his honey pot. "Bother," said Pooh, as he fried up a panful of Snail Darters. "Bother," said Pooh, as he gave Chelsea Clinton beauty lessons. "Bother," said Pooh, as he gave Ozzie Osborne diction lessons. "Bother," said Pooh, as he gave Ted Kennedy another driving lesson. "Bother," said Pooh, as he gave the broker inside information. "Bother," said Pooh, as he got a bill from the IRS. "Bother," said Pooh, as he got splattered all over the place. "Bother," said Pooh, as he gouged out both eyes with a spoon "Bother," said Pooh, as he had a head-on collision "Bother," said Pooh, as he handed Teddy Kennedy the crib sheet. "Bother," said Pooh, as he handed the cashier a forged check. "Bother," said Pooh, as he harpooned Flipper. "Bother," said Pooh, as he heard, "Will the Defendant please rise." "Bother," said Pooh, as he held up the 7-11. "Bother," said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's. "Bother," said Pooh, as he hotwired the getaway car. "Bother," said Pooh, as he hung onto Cloud City's antenna. "Bother," said Pooh, as he informed on Christopher Robin to the CIA. "Bother," said Pooh, as he issued speeding tickets at the Indy 500. "Bother," said Pooh, as he joined Black September. "Bother," said Pooh, as he joined the Provision IRA. "Bother," said Pooh, as he kicked the gamer into a pit. "Bother," said Pooh, as he kneecapped the informer. "Bother," said Pooh, as he lay back and lit Piglet's cigarette. "Bother," said Pooh, as he led his VC patrol through the wire. "Bother," said Pooh, as he left O.J.'s White Bronco on the street. "Bother," said Pooh, as he lobbed a grenade at the intruder. "Bother," said Pooh, as he lobbed a grenade into the nursery. "Bother," said Pooh, as he locked weapons systems onto the 747. "Bother," said Pooh, as he look into the face of the Myrddraal. "Bother," said Pooh, as he lost again at `Quarks Place'. "Bother," said Pooh, as he lost antimatter containment. "Bother," said Pooh, as he lost at Dabo again. "Bother," said Pooh, as he lost in TIE Fighter. "Bother," said Pooh, as he made Spotted Owl soup "Bother," said Pooh, as he made a mask out of Piglet's skin. "Bother," said Pooh, as he made yet another ham sandwich. "Bother," said Pooh, as he nibbled on himself "Bother," said Pooh, as he opened a gate to Hell. "Bother," said Pooh, as he ordered "Fix Bayonets!" "Bother," said Pooh, as he ordered another assault on the nursery. "Bother," said Pooh, as he passed around the joint. "Bother," said Pooh, as he placed the message in the wrong conference. "Bother," said Pooh, as he planted Flowers in the Oval Office. "Bother," said Pooh, as he played with the Cenobite's puzzle box. "Bother," said Pooh, as he pledged "Ein Volk. Ein Reich. Ein Bubba." "Bother," said Pooh, as he poured Zyklon-B into the ventilation system. "Bother," said Pooh, as he poured grease onto the interstate. "Bother," said Pooh, as he pressed the bomb release. "Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder. "Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled out his .45 and shot the intruder. "Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the Tribble from his honey pot. "Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the trigger on Tigger. "Bother," said Pooh, as he purchased cigarettes for a group of minors. "Bother," said Pooh, as he pushed The Button to start Armageddon. "Bother," said Pooh, as he put on his asbestos suit. "Bother," said Pooh, as he put right what once went wrong. "Bother," said Pooh, as he put the gun in his mouth. "Bother," said Pooh, as he put the message in the wrong conference. "Bother," said Pooh, as he ran Doublespace. "Bother," said Pooh, as he ran into the Archvile. "Bother," said Pooh, as he ran out of ammo. "Bother," said Pooh, as he ran out of taglines. "Bother," said Pooh, as he reached for the reset button. "Bother," said Pooh, as he read Gravis Support's latest offering. "Bother," said Pooh, as he read yet another 'Pooh' tagline. "Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon. "Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he was a red shirt. <> "Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that Ferengi sell fuel by the US. "Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that his Visor was a hair barrette. "Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that the bus driver was on acid "Bother," said Pooh, as he received his America Online bill. "Bother," said Pooh, as he redecorated the nursery with lead paint. "Bother," said Pooh, as he regained consciousness on the autopsy table "Bother," said Pooh, as he regenerated into Colin Baker. "Bother," said Pooh, as he reloaded his AK-47. "Bother," said Pooh, as he repotted his Aspidistra. "Bother," said Pooh, as he rolled another joint for the President. "Bother," said Pooh, as he rolled over and lit Phill's cigarette. "Bother," said Pooh, as he rolled over into the wet spot. "Bother," said Pooh, as he sabotaged the elevator cable. "Bother," said Pooh, as he sabotaged the power station. "Bother," said Pooh, as he saved vs poison. "Bother," said Pooh, as he saw Lorena Bobbitt drive up. "Bother," said Pooh, as he saw Ms. Bobbit drive up. "Bother," said Pooh, as he saw his life flash before him "Bother," said Pooh, as he screwed up X-wing TOD 1/4 yet again. "Bother," said Pooh, as he seduced Christopher Robin's mother. "Bother," said Pooh, as he sent away for an inflatable Piglet. "Bother," said Pooh, as he served Darkwing Duck l'Orange. "Bother," said Pooh, as he set his phaser on kill. "Bother," said Pooh, as he set the Doomsday Machine for next Tuesday. "Bother," said Pooh, as he shook down his classmates for lunch money. "Bother," said Pooh, as he shook down the shopkeeper. "Bother," said Pooh, as he shot another Spotted Owl. "Bother," said Pooh, as he shot his concealed handgun into a crowd. "Bother," said Pooh, as he shot the Imperial drone. "Bother," said Pooh, as he shot the sheriff. "Bother," said Pooh, as he slapped a fresh clip into the smoking Uzi. "Bother," said Pooh, as he slashed the ambulance's tires. "Bother," said Pooh, as he slaughtered innocent Jawas. "Bother," said Pooh, as he slid into another Earth. "Bother," said Pooh, as he slit his wrists "Bother," said Pooh, as he smuggled 2 kilos of blow through Customs. "Bother," said Pooh, as he sniffed another tube of glue. "Bother," said Pooh, as he sniffed the tube of glue. "Bother," said Pooh, as he snorted another line. "Bother," said Pooh, as he sold his life story to Oliver Stone. "Bother," said Pooh, as he spontaneously combusted "Bother," said Pooh, as he stalked Lover's Lane. ___ Blue WaveQWK v2.12 "Bother," said Pooh, as he started up Norton Utilities. "Bother," said Pooh, as he stepped on a Funnelweb. "Bother," said Pooh, as he stepped on the cat's tail. "Bother," said Pooh, as he strafed the lifeboats. "Bother," said Pooh, as he struggled with the computer's reset button. "Bother," said Pooh, as he stuck a pin in Hillary's implants. "Bother," said Pooh, as he substituted Zyklon-B for Folger's Crystals. "Bother," said Pooh, as he suffered the 'Heartbreak of Psoriasis'. "Bother," said Pooh, as he swallowed a grenade "Bother," said Pooh, as he swallowed the Coke can "Bother," said Pooh, as he talked Kanga and Roo into a threesome. "Bother," said Pooh, as he testified O.J. was with him all night. "Bother," said Pooh, as he thumbed through his father's magazines. "Bother," said Pooh, as he tied Kanga down, sport. "Bother," said Pooh, as he tied Piglet to the bed. "Bother," said Pooh, as he took Marina Lemar's Quickening... "Bother," said Pooh, as he took his torn trousers to Garak's shop. "Bother," said Pooh, as he torched the grammar school. "Bother," said Pooh, as he tried on his new Rooskin coat. "Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2. (For the tenth time.) "Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to uninstall WARP. "Bother," said Pooh, as he triggered the burglar alarm. "Bother," said Pooh, as he turned a mouse loose in the maternity ward. "Bother," said Pooh, as he turned to the Dark Side. "Bother," said Pooh, as he twitted Mother Nature. "Bother," said Pooh, as he twitted his moderator. "Bother," said Pooh, as he twitted the moderator. "Bother," said Pooh, as he violated Eeyore. "Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for being bear in public. "Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for indecent exposure. "Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for running a pirate BBS. "Bother," said Pooh, as he was assimilated by the Borg. "Bother," said Pooh, as he was bitten by a rabid bear. "Bother," said Pooh, as he was bitten by his date's living bra. "Bother," said Pooh, as he was butchered for his paws and liver. "Bother," said Pooh, as he was caught playing with himself. "Bother," said Pooh, as he was forced to watch Shades of Gray. "Bother," said Pooh, as he was frozen in carbonite. "Bother," said Pooh, as he was given another bad script. "Bother," said Pooh, as he was indicted for tax evasion. "Bother," said Pooh, as he was reborn as an amoeba "Bother," said Pooh, as he was served to the Klingons as the main dish. "Bother," said Pooh, as he was trapped in the airtight vault "Bother," said Pooh, as he watched his 830mb drive slowly format itself "Bother," said Pooh, as he went blotchy from that time with Eeyore. "Bother," said Pooh, as he went over the falls "Bother," said Pooh, as he wished everyone a Happy Pearl Harbor day. "Bother," said Pooh, as his LAN manager went downhill. "Bother," said Pooh, as his SIN number failed. "Bother," said Pooh, as his U-Boat sank another hospital ship. "Bother," said Pooh, as his account was deleted by the Sysop. "Bother," said Pooh, as his airbag popped "Bother," said Pooh, as his barrel reached the top of the falls "Bother," said Pooh, as his bungee cord broke. "Bother," said Pooh, as his bungie cord broke. "Bother," said Pooh, as his buttocks caught fire. "Bother," said Pooh, as his combat drone exploded. "Bother," said Pooh, as his credstick deleted itself. "Bother," said Pooh, as his friends left him alone to die. "Bother," said Pooh, as his hand became snagged in the wringer "Bother," said Pooh, as his head exploded. "Bother," said Pooh, as his hemorrhoids flared. "Bother," said Pooh, as his motorcycle left the ground. "Bother," said Pooh, as his plastic love doll exploded. "Bother," said Pooh, as his regeneration failed. "Bother," said Pooh, as his saw ran out of gas. "Bother," said Pooh, as his starship disintegrated. "Bother," said Pooh, as his striped necktie woke and strangled him "Bother," said Pooh, as his weapons systems failed. "Bother," said Pooh, as millions of voices cried out and went silent. "Bother," said Pooh, as one of the Forsaken appeared in his dreams. "Bother," said Pooh, as ran C3PO through the trash compactor. "Bother," said Pooh, as realized that Rabbit was indeed Chaotic Evil.. "Bother," said Pooh, as the AIDS test came back positive. "Bother," said Pooh, as the AT's foot crushed Tigger and Piglet. "Bother," said Pooh, as the Borg assimilated him. "Bother," said Pooh, as the Borg pumped their bio-chips into him. "Bother," said Pooh, as the Brigadier destroyed another alien race. "Bother," said Pooh, as the Cardassians ripped off his head and. "Bother," said Pooh, as the Death Star landed in his backyard. "Bother," said Pooh, as the Emperor electrocuted him with the Force. "Bother," said Pooh, as the Izzes dragged him under. "Bother," said Pooh, as the Jem'Hadar beat him senseless. "Bother," said Pooh, as the Judge turned another one free. "Bother," said Pooh, as the Judge turns another one free. "Bother," said Pooh, as the Kazons discovered hair mousse. "Bother," said Pooh, as the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Trall ate Owl. "Bother," said Pooh, as the alien burst from his chest. "Bother," said Pooh, as the atomic blast consumed him. "Bother," said Pooh, as the axe missed the log and sank into his foot "Bother," said Pooh, as the brake cables snapped on the Alaska highway "Bother," said Pooh, as the bull impaled him on his horns "Bother," said Pooh, as the bungee cord broke. "Bother," said Pooh, as the cable system messed with his channels. "Bother," said Pooh, as the dirigible popped "Bother," said Pooh, as the elastic in his trousers gave way "Bother," said Pooh, as the feds took his videotapes and guns... "Bother," said Pooh, as the fire fed on his arm "Bother," said Pooh, as the flames swallowed his card collection. "Bother," said Pooh, as the hippopotamus' breath knocked him out cold "Bother," said Pooh, as the indictments were handed down. "Bother," said Pooh, as the jumja stick stuck to his hand. "Bother," said Pooh, as the mountain he was climbing suddenly erupted "Bother," said Pooh, as the oncoming trucker had an epilleptic fit "Bother," said Pooh, as the others burned him at the stake. "Bother," said Pooh, as the parasite ate it's way into his brain "Bother," said Pooh, as the pentecostal healer grew him a third arm "Bother," said Pooh, as the plane jettisoned both wings "Bother," said Pooh, as the plot device was re-used...again. "Bother," said Pooh, as the prunes began their work "Bother," said Pooh, as the pus dribbled out of his nose. "Bother," said Pooh, as the raptor shook him by the throat. "Bother," said Pooh, as the rip cord came away in his hand "Bother," said Pooh, as the river carried him away "Bother," said Pooh, as the road ended abruptly at a cliff "Bother," said Pooh, as the shark bit off both of his legs "Bother," said Pooh, as the tsetse fly bit him "Bother," said Pooh, as the tsunami hit. "Bother," said Pooh, as the war bird decloaked. "Bother," said Pooh, as the warp core breached. "Bother," said Pooh, as the woodpecker approached his hot-air balloon "Bother," said Pooh, as the writers killed off his character. "Bother," said Pooh, as they buried him face-up "Bother," said Pooh, as they nailed him to a tree "Bother," said Pooh, backing into Barney. "Bother," said Pooh, finding that Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll. "Bother," said Pooh, for no apparent reason. "Bother," said Pooh, joining Rick Godbee in making excuses. "Bother," said Pooh, locking his torpedoes on the USS Heffalump. "Bother," said Pooh, nailing Eeyore's tail onto Owl's feathered fanny. "Bother," said Pooh, often. "Bother," said Pooh, on his deathbed "Bother," said Pooh, pulling the Tribble from his hunny pot. "Bother," said Pooh, pulling the tribble from his honey pot. "Bother," said Pooh, refilling the syringe. "Bother," said Pooh, reloading. "Bother," said Pooh, removing the tribble from his honey pot! "Bother," said Pooh, slapping his neighbor silly. "Bother," said Pooh, staring for hours at Rabbit's CD-ROM GIF library. "Bother," said Pooh, taking the last hit from his grass. "Bother," said Pooh, telling the girl his wife didn't understand him. "Bother," said Pooh, telling the judge he was an endangered species. "Bother," said Pooh, then he pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder. "Bother," said Pooh, this Martini was stirred, not shaken. "Bother," said Pooh, this tagline is revolting. "Bother," said Pooh, tossing his empty Guinness bottle into a dustbin. "Bother," said Pooh, trying to raise a vein. "Bother," said Pooh, when Tigger came out of the closet. "Bother," said Pooh, when he couldn't think of a tagline. "Bother," said Pooh, when he found that the tagline would not fi "Bother," said Pooh, when the red dot appeared on his chest. "Bother," said Pooh, who then deleted his message base. "Bother," said Pooh, wishing he had a nose like a Bajoran. "Bother," said Pooh. Getting caught with his knickers down. "Bother," said a time-travelling Pooh as he killed his own mother. "Bother," said the Borg, "we just assimilated Pooh." "Bother," said the Moderator to Pooh, &$&^%NO CARRIER "Bother," says Pooh, as the door appears to be locked. "Bother," worried Pooh, as Eeyore missed another period. "Bother," worried Pooh, as the *Tagline Addict* deleted another dupe. "Come on over for barbecue," said Pooh as he eyed Piglet hungrily. "D'oh!" said Pooh, with an identity crisis. "Here, hold this," said Pooh. "It's the same thing.", said Pooh. "Oh bother," said Pooh, "Beavis and Butthead are roasting "Oh bother," said Pooh, as he deleted his hard drive. "Oh bother," said Pooh, as he deleted the entire message base. "Oh bother," said Pooh, as his latest beta crashed. "Pooh," said Piglet as the bear exploded! "Rise, Sir Pooh de Bear, most faithful of all my Knights" "Think. Think think. Think" said Pooh, and got a headache. "Wherever I go, there I am," Pooh mused. "Yum," said Pooh, as he licked the hunny off of Bo Derek. %$#@*! said Pooh, as they closed the Interstate down to one lane. 'Christopher Robbins was a twit.' --Pooh. 'Christopher Robin was a twit.' --Pooh. A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird. --Tao of Pooh. Ahh, Mikey! Botsy Poohs - Dr. Forrester Be like Pooh...eat your hunny. Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'Etat! Bearjoran takes over DS9 in Pooh D'Etat! Bh, bother! said Pooh, and twitted the moderator. Bodduh! said Pooh, We're here to pump you up! Bother said Pooh, and then he pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier Bother! said @F, and kicked Pooh's ass. Bother! said A. A. Milne, as he pooh poohed Disney. Bother! said Pooh & pulled the detonator killing the dictator. Bother! said Pooh after he spoke the Lord's name backward. Bother! said Pooh and carved @F's name in the black candle. Bother! said Pooh and deleted C:\DOS\*.*. Bother! said Pooh and discorporated. Bother! said Pooh and he twit filtered his moderator. Bother! said Pooh and lit another joint. Bother! said Pooh and twited his moderator. Bother! said Pooh and twitted the SYSOP. Bother! said Pooh celebrating solstice with candles. Bother! said Pooh discovering he was anatomically incorrect. Bother! said Pooh helplessly. Bother! said Pooh in an attempt to compose a scintillating tagline. Bother! said Pooh joining AOLers. 1"M NOW TYP1NG KEWL STUFF//!!! Bother! said Pooh lying... Yes, I'll respect you in the morning. Bother! said Pooh noticing he'd deleted his source code. Bother! said Pooh pulling a tribble from his honey pot. Bother! said Pooh sweating over a hot computer. Bother! said Pooh taking the last hit from @F's dope. Bother! said Pooh, and deleted UNIX from his machine. Bother! said Pooh, and erased his message base. Bother! said Pooh, and installed WINDOWS 95. Bother! said Pooh, and put a pin in the Piglet doll. Bother! said Pooh, and then he pulled his .45 and shot the intruder. Bother! said Pooh, and twitted Ray Oliver. Bother! said Pooh, and twitted his SYSOP. Bother! said Pooh, as @F butchered him for his paws and liver. Bother! said Pooh, as Chewbacca ripped him in half. Bother! said Pooh, as Curzon kissed him on the head. Bother! said Pooh, as Earnhardt won again! Bother! said Pooh, as Eyeore mounted him from behind. Bother! said Pooh, as Ford pulled out the Elecronic Thumb. Bother! said Pooh, as Garak told an obvious lie. Bother! said Pooh, as Kirk beamed him down in a red shirt. Bother! said Pooh, as Kirk gave him a red shirt. Bother! said Pooh, as Piglet became possesed by a demon. Bother! said Pooh, as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods. Bother! said Pooh, as Piglet sacrified him to Cthulhu. Bother! said Pooh, as Piglet tried to cast fireball. Bother! said Pooh, as Spock called him illogical. Bother! said Pooh, as Sub-Zero ripped his spine out. Bother! said Pooh, as Superman died of kryptonite poisoning. Bother! said Pooh, as Will Riker attempted to mate with him. Bother! said Pooh, as Winn started foaming at the mouth. Bother! said Pooh, as Yoda told him Leia was his sister. Bother! said Pooh, as a concealed handgun shot him. Bother! said Pooh, as a tagline tumbled out of his pocket. Bother! said Pooh, as a woozle bit his bottom. Bother! said Pooh, as he blew up the Enterprise. Bother! said Pooh, as he called in an air strike. Bother! said Pooh, as he chambered a round. Bother! said Pooh, as he changed a Barney clone into an AOLer...KEWL!!! Bother! said Pooh, as he converted the hunting rifle to automatic fire. Bother! said Pooh, as he couldn't think of a Tagline. Bother! said Pooh, as he deleted C:\WINDOWS. Bother! said Pooh, as he deleted UNIX from his machine Bother! said Pooh, as he erased his message base. Bother! said Pooh, as he fed his cat... to his dog. Bother! said Pooh, as he fell into the nitric acid. Bother! said Pooh, as he floored it, and outran the state trooper. Bother! said Pooh, as he formatted C: drive. Bother! said Pooh, as he found a politician in his honey. Bother! said Pooh, as he found his smack had talc in it. Bother! said Pooh, as he garroted another passing proletariat. Bother! said Pooh, as he got stoned with Bill Clinton. Bother! said Pooh, as he got trapped in the printer. Bother! said Pooh, as he he twit filtered his moderator. Bother! said Pooh, as he heard his Doc Wagon band go off Bother! said Pooh, as he hid the Death Star plans in his hunny pot. Bother! said Pooh, as he hit his reset switch. Bother! said Pooh, as he launched a salvo from his MLRS. Bother! said Pooh, as he launched the nuclear warheads. Bother! said Pooh, as he leaped through time. Bother! said Pooh, as he loaded another clip into his UZI. Bother! said Pooh, as he lost another game of strip poker. Bother! said Pooh, as he mixed the lime with the coconut! Bother! said Pooh, as he named the Dark One. Bother! said Pooh, as he nuked Iraq! Bother! said Pooh, as he ordered Mr. Worf to fire all phasers. Bother! said Pooh, as he pulled the detonator killing the dictator. Bother! said Pooh, as he put a pin in the Piglet doll. Bother! said Pooh, as he put the coffee in the microwave. Bother! said Pooh, as he put the message in the wrong conf. Bother! said Pooh, as he ran C3PO through the trash compacter. Bother! said Pooh, as he ran out of cigarettes. Bother! said Pooh, as he read his Compuserve bill. Bother! said Pooh, as he read the Generations script. Bother! said Pooh, as he realised he didn't fit ANY demographics Bother! said Pooh, as he reinstalled Tag-X Pro. Bother! said Pooh, as he ripped his ringpiece. Bother! said Pooh, as he rolled over and lit @F's cigarette. Bother! said Pooh, as he said "Bother" again. Bother! said Pooh, as he saw Chris nibbling on Anna's belly. Bother! said Pooh, as he saw yet another Pooh tagline. Bother! said Pooh, as he shared his pain with Sybok. Bother! said Pooh, as he slid on the wet echo floor. Bother! said Pooh, as he slipped the traffic cop $10. Bother! said Pooh, as he sold Eore to the glue factory. Bother! said Pooh, as he stared into the Myrddraal's face. Bother! said Pooh, as he stared into the myrddraal face. Bother! said Pooh, as he struggled with his tagline dupes. Bother! said Pooh, as he took Duncan McCloud's Quickening... Bother! said Pooh, as he took his torn pants to Garak's. Bother! said Pooh, as he tripped over the sleeping Dragon's tail.. Bother! said Pooh, as he typed a Canonical List in alt.tasteless.jokes Bother! said Pooh, as he unloaded his Aries Predator on Piglet. Bother! said Pooh, as he violated the Bosnian ceasefire. Bother! said Pooh, as he watch his 830mb drive slowly format itself. Bother! said Pooh, as he yanked the guillotine's lanyard. Bother! said Pooh, as his Sysop locked him out of the system. Bother! said Pooh, as his TIE fighter smashed into an asteriod. Bother! said Pooh, as his X-wing exploded. Bother! said Pooh, as his torpedos missed the Death Star's weak spot. Bother! said Pooh, as his warp core breached. Bother! said Pooh, as racked up another frag. Bother! said Pooh, as the BATF destroyed his honey pot. Bother! said Pooh, as the Cardassians ripped off his head and legs. Bother! said Pooh, as the Draghkar tried to slip him the tongue. Bother! said Pooh, as the Draghkar tried to slip him the tounge. Bother! said Pooh, as the EPA closed the honey factory. Bother! said Pooh, as the EPA closed the hunny factory. Bother! said Pooh, as the Facehugger impregnated him. Bother! said Pooh, as the Klingons opened fire. Bother! said Pooh, as the LAPD beat him. Bother! said Pooh, as the Millenium Falcon blasted his Star Destroyer. Bother! said Pooh, as the Red Ajah captured him. Bother! said Pooh, as the Romulan warbird uncloaked. Bother! said Pooh, as the Shadows decimated his homeworld. Bother! said Pooh, as the Sharom exploded into black fire. Bother! said Pooh, as the Tribbles made him *itch* like mad. Bother! said Pooh, as the bungi cord broke. Bother! said Pooh, as the bungie cord broke. Bother! said Pooh, as the moderator sent him a PVT note. Bother! said Pooh, as the moderator swung his club. Bother! said Pooh, as the pus dribbled out his nose. Bother! said Pooh, as the shuttlebay decompressed. Bother! said Pooh, as the spaceships landed. Bother! said Pooh, as the sysop locked him out of the system. Bother! said Pooh, as the warp core was breached. Bother! said Pooh, hawking 'Saturday Night Specials' in the ghetto. Bother! said Pooh, joining Rick Burwell in Tag-X Pro Beta Testing. Bother! said Pooh, locking his photon torpedoes on the USS Heffalump. Bother! said Pooh, one last time, as the Earth fell into the sun. Bother! said Pooh, when @F takes the last hit from his grass. Bother! said Pooh, when he deleted his message base. Bother! said Pooh, when he saw another Pooh tagline. Bother! said Pooh, when the BATF knocked on the door with a tank. Bother! said Pooh... Beavis and Butthead are barbecuing Barney! Bother! said Pooh... I need a sauce for Piglet. Bother! said Pooh... I only wanted to *stun* Tigger. Bother! said Pooh... I've fallen and I can't get up! Bother! said Pooh... am I a lieutenant or a chief petty officer? Bother! said pooh, as Beavis & Butthead roasted Piglet. Bother! said the Borg... we assimilated a Pooh. Bother! signed Pooh, in Chinese Sign Language... Bother! twittered Pooh, as the FBI came knocking. Bother, said Pooh as he built a glove with knives for fingers. Bother, said Pooh as he failed another melee combat roll. Bother, said Pooh as he leveled the building. Bother, said Pooh as he slapped on a trauma patch. Bother, said Pooh as he tried to install Windows. Bother, said Pooh as he used the rest of his Combat Pool. Bother, said Pooh as he was dumped from the Matrix. Bother, said Pooh as the brakes went out! Bother, said Pooh, and deleted the message base. Bother, said Pooh, and then he deleted his source code. Bother, said Pooh, and twitted Jon Randle. Bother, said Pooh, as Cthulu rose up and ate him. Bother, said Pooh, as he scrambled his partition table. Bother, said Pooh, as he shot that bird in the wing. Bother, said Pooh, as he was butchered for his paws & liver. Bother, said Pooh, as the moderator Orbed him for being off-topic. Bother, said Pooh. Lock phasers on that heffalump! Brother! said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2. Brother! said Pooh, as his buttocks caught fire. Brother, said Pooh, as he called for his brother. Brother, signed Pooh, in Chinese Sign Language... Brown Spots on the Wall - By Who Flung Pooh Bummer, said Pooh when Tigger dropped the joint in the honey jar. Christopher Robin of Borg: You sit here and assimilate Piglet, Pooh. Cry, Bother! and let slip the Poohs of war! Deja Pooh: The Feeling that you've read this pooh Tagline before. Deja Pooh: The Feeling that you've this pooh Tagline before. I am Pooh of Borg: I think I'll assimilate a little something today. I am Pooh of Borg: Surrender your honey pot. I am Pooh of Borg: We are feeling elevenish. Surrender your honey. I've got a lot of honey on my nice nose. Winnie The Pooh. Just being Pooh-like. Loneliness begins when the spaces are filled. -The Tao of Pooh MuNuQ, said Pooh as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon. MuNuQ, said Pooh, as his bat'leth broke in half and fell to the deck. Not Shampoo, but the *real* Pooh! Not Shampoo. The REAL Pooh! O Canada, said Pooh, Our home and native land. Oh Bother, said Pooh, as he died for the 5th time in DOOM Oh bother! said Pooh, and twitted his Moderator Oh bother, said Pooh, and nuked Iraq! Oh bother, said Pooh, as he fell into the toilet. Oh bother, said Pooh, as he had Eeyore for dinner. Oh bother, said Pooh, as he pulled the cat off his face. Oh bother, said Pooh, as he saw the mushroom cloud. Oh bother, said Pooh, as he twitted his moderator. Oh bother, said Pooh, as he wrestled with the Moderator. Oh dear. L0ooks like I broke it... Oh, Bother!, said Pooh as he erased his hard drive Oh, Pooh. A war. -- Animaniacs Oh, bother! said Pooh, and deleted his message base. Oh, bother! said Pooh, and twitted the moderator. Oh, pooh! --Mrs. Neilsen, HI HONEY, I'M HOME. Old Pooh bears never die. They just don't "Bother!" Pooh of Borg: I think I'll assimilate a little something Pooh postulated, Reality is for people who can't handle Star Trek. Pooh sat enthralled by the ((((HYPNOTIC))))((((TAGLINE))) Pooh sat entranced by the ((((HYPNOTIC))))((((TAGLINE)))) Rabbit of Borg: "No, Pooh. That's not how to assimilate someone." T'Pring, T'Pow, T'Pooh: The sound a Vulcan makes while shooting. The Adventures of WIN.INI the Pooh - by W. Gates. What was in Pooh's honey to make him so docile & sleepy? Wherever I go, thereereere I am, Pooh mused. Why bother? said Pooh. YKYBITTL When "Bother, Said pooh" is in your normal vocabulary!