About Me


(in 1997)

Stuff

Favourite Stuff

If you actually care (or you're very bored), then take a look at my CD collection.


Believe it or not this web site couldn't have happened without this doodle on the back of a book.

Respect Due

In no particular order I feel respect is due to these people:
My Family (and all people related to me), Mark Warnock, Simon Izod, Roland Carney, Tom Cartmel, Nick Constable, Chris Oakshott, Russell Terry, Edwin Carney, Bobby Mortimer, Joe Harrhy, John O'Malley, Amy McSimpson, Jeff Orton, Jon Panayi, Matt Coome, Debbie Lynch, Jon Gilbert, David Seaman, Stuart Pearce, Paul Ince, Tony Adams, Gareth Southgate, David Platt, Paul Gasgoigne, Alan Shearer, Teddy Sheringham, Darren Anderton, Steve McManaman, Robbie Fowler, Jamie Redknapp, Terry Venables, Simon Head, Toss Raffender, BNR Consulting, BNW Computing, Tim Inglis, Keiron Hughes, Ray Parry, Damon Hill, Mark Radcliffe, not Microsoft, Ross Headen, Angelo Martinez, Scott Myles, Paul Baker, FidoNet people, Tim Henman, James Peacock, Dominos Pizza, Mr. Carver, Our Price, Compuserve for sending me free disks, Debbie McMenemy, Matthew Ansell, Maricel Palacpac, Mark Boardman, Red Dwarf, Helen Barnes, x, y, Joe Dearsley, Sara Cox, Ronnie O'Sullivan, Duncan Ferguson, Andre the German, Lard, IBM, Terrorvision, Rob Andrews, Jo Titherly, Peter Donalon, Chris Jones, Mark Radley, Marcus, Al, Dan, Martin, Dave, Adam, Jo, Lucy, Sarah, Chrissy, Tom, Graham, Neil, Dan, Rob, James, Matt, Jo, Paul, James Locke, Jake Slattery, Pearl Jam, John Pidcock, Grant Naylor, anyone who's ever won any money through using my Lottery program, Tracy Taylor, Alec McSimpson Trevor McDonald, Claudia Schiffer, A Burke, Darcy Hufstader, Mr. Johnson, Mother Theresa, Mother Nature, Jo Richardson, anyone else called Jo or Joe, Liz & Sarah, Homer, Marge and the family, David Coulthard, Jennifer Aniston, Bill Hayles, Soul Asylum, Colin Jackson, Peter & Amy Carroll, Liam Bell, Brendan Tye, Peter Tye, Murray Walker, Gaby Roslin, anyone who's ever been to a concert that I've been to, Shirley Manson, Ben Moran, Cat, Ash, Laura, Courtney Love, Gareth Bushnell (or Kodman as he likes to be called for some reason), your man, Tony Hackett, Elise (the little Frenchie), anyone who reads this, Sarah Bagnall, Joe Royle, Michael Duke, Lauren Reskin, Clem & Liz N-Vincient, Peter McEldowney, Sue, Yvette, Emma, Mark, Mark, Mark, Raymond, Camille, Emma, Simon, Ben, Alex, etc., Martin Twist, Franca, Paul Emmerson, Nigel Hardy, Live, Amber, Pat Berry, (if you want to be on this list, then E-Mail me), the BBC, Richard Lacey, Adam Davies, Des Lynam, Sony, Tanneke Jansen, Arc, Fender, tennis courts where the bloke doesn't turn up to ask you to pay, Stafford, Alistair Knock, Sonic the Hedgehog, Gavin, MCA, Lara, Ellen Andersen, Tystar, Jack Adams, Logitech, Philips, Tracey Guhlke, Creative Labs, Phil & Laura, Oliver, BTC, Mitsumi, Wallace, ScreenBeat, id, Umax, Belinea, Hassan Hassan, Southampton Institute, Shotta & Dave, Martin Meldrum for having a confusingly similar name, people who do their country proud, Jack Dee, Datasound, Jason, The Big Breakfast, all quality web sites (unlike this one), God, Web Counter, David Tucker, Quinten Boijen, Harry Enfield, the waiter in Pizza Express in Croydon, Harrington's Bakery, Jodi Crisp, Michael Taibi, dodgy geezers, Pizza Delivery Blokes, James Sanders, Edana Mc Cann, Salvador Dali, Wendi, Reef, everyone who wanted England to beat Germany in Euro '96 (ie. everyone I've already mentioned apart from Andre The German), Willie Rushden, James Trory, Future Publishing, Ian Cotton, Erin Wagstaffe, The Surrey Institute of Art & Design, SysOps, Bookham Library, Star, Pythagorus and his theorem, Matt Groening, Jessica, Denise Van Outen, Luke Essex, The Wildhearts, Vic Reeves, Debbie Whitefoot, Bob Mortimer, Caprice, web sites we've tea-leaved from (none, honest!), James Johnson, Chris Evans, the bloke up a tree in Hyde Park, Jonathon Edwards, cold warehouses, (why are you still reading this?), Lee Evans, Sandra Bullock, Max Kolombus, anyone who was lurking around Wembley Arena on 28th/29th October '96, Infoseek, Father Ted, Oasis haters, Yeti, Netscape, Yahoo, WebEdit, Steve Lamacq, Jo Whiley, Alanis Morissette, you, Everton supporters, Tricom, Kerrang!, Neville Southall, any innocent bystanders and anyone who's ever met me ever, no matter how briefly.
Oh, and Gareth Morris.
©1996-9 Martin Mildner